I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! (1968)
Leigh Taylor-Young: Nancy
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Quotes
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Nancy : Your attitude is very unhip.
Harold : My attitude is unhip? Don't give me that. Don't - listen, I'm probably the hippest guy around here. I got a house full of strangers. I got cats, I got dogs, I got pot, I got acid, I got LSD cubes. I've got this thing here. Don't tell me about hip. I am so hip it hurts. That's how hip I am.
Nancy : It's very unhip to say you're hip, Harold.
Harold : And it's very unhip of you to tell me that I am unhip.
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Harold Fine : There's nothing about Warhol in here.
Nancy : You know, Herbie said it's the best picture he's ever made.
Harold Fine : Who's in it?
Nancy : Nobody. Just teeth.
Harold Fine : Just teeth? Whose teeth?
Nancy : You know, teeth. Animal teeth, insect teeth, false teeth. Just shots of teeth.
Harold Fine : Oh, what a fantastic idea. What an incredible conception. Teeth, teeth and yet more teeth. Wow! - - Teeth!
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Nancy : What a beautiful day for a funeral. Mars and Neptune are at the 10th angle. You're lucky. And Mr. Foley's lucky because by tomorrow Saturn starts ingressing into Aries.
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Nancy : Is this interesting?
Harold Fine : What's that?
Nancy : "Sexual Aberrations in the Human Male."
Harold Fine : Well, Interesting? My first year out of law school, I did research for a firm that was defending a homosexual. A very prominent man.
Nancy : Did he get off?
Harold Fine : Fortunately, yes.
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Nancy : What's a shoe fetishist?
Harold Fine : A shoe fetishist? Well, generally speaking, a shoe fetishist is a person who has a sexual problem in relation to shoes. Boots and shoes, you know.
Nancy : That's illegal?
Harold Fine : In public it is, yes. It's a perversion.
Nancy : Next step, they'll be taking teddy bears away from babies.
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Harold Fine : [stopping in his car] Where's Herbie?
Nancy : Herbie met Love Lady.
Harold Fine : What, and he just left you alone like that? Don't you know it's dangerous to hitch by yourself out here at night? There are sex maniacs driving in cars. Perverts. I see them in court every day, believe me.
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Harold Fine : I came to thank you for the brownies.
Nancy : You're welcome.
Harold Fine : I came to see you.
Nancy : Groovy.
Harold Fine : Yeah. Groovy.
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Harold Fine : You should've told me what was in those brownies.
Nancy : Thank Alice B. Toklas. It's her recipe.
Harold Fine : Yeah?
Nancy : She wrote a freaky cookbook.
Harold Fine : And she turned my parents into junkies.
Nancy : She did?
Harold Fine : Oh, yeah.
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Nancy : Can I help you, sir?
Man in Dress Shop : Yes. I'd like to see something in a minidress. Something lightweight.
Nancy : These just came in. What size does she wear?
Man in Dress Shop : It's for me.
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Harold Fine : Oh, my God, I gotta be real. Kiss me. Kiss my eyes. Kiss my neck. Kiss my ankh.
Nancy : You sure?
Harold Fine : Yes. Kiss it. Kiss my ankh. Kiss it now.
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Harold Fine : Nancy, you know I don't like you to hitch.
Nancy : Don't get uptight, Harold.
Harold Fine : I'm not getting uptight. I just don't like you to hitch, that's all. Anyway, if you get a hitch, get a hitch from a lady. Make sure she's not a dyke!
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Harold : Where are you going?
Nancy : The funeral.
Harold : But you've never met Mr. Foley.
Nancy : But I've never been to a funeral.
Harold : We are not going to the Ice Capades! A man! A man, a human being, is being buried under the ground.
Nancy : But that can be a beautiful experience, and I want to experience everything that's beautiful.
Harold : I'm going crazy.
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Harold Fine : Pardon me, but did you just say you knew Mr. Foley?
Nancy : No, Herbie told me and he sounds like a beautiful man. He picked Herbie up in his arms and he breathed life into him. It's a beautiful thing to do.
Harold Fine : Wait a minute. What are you talking about?
Nancy : When Herbie fell off the stool, when your folks had the candy store in Boyle Heights. He saved Herbie's life.
Harold Fine : He saved my life!
Nancy : You too?
