Hot Millions (1968)
Customs Inspector: [finding a jar of coffee in Klemper's bag] You're bringing instant coffee to Brazil? I won't dignify this by confiscating it!
[makes Klemper open the jar and empty it into the trash]
Caesar: I don't think they get as much fun out of life as we do!
Marcus Pendleton: 'Ere! You watch your tongue! Any idiot can steal. *I* been em-*bezz*-lin'!
Customs Inspector: [glances into Caesar's bag full of money, smiles] Welcome to Brazil, senhor!
Marcus Pendleton: [after Patty asks what assets are] Little female donkeys.
Marcus Pendleton: [Discussing his dream of a musical career] You can't afford an orchestra and, I mean, even the baton's become prohibitive with the new tax slapped on it.
Patty: As my broker always says, the first million is always the hardest.
Marcus Pendleton: You are straining my credulity, my dear.
Mrs. Lubbock: Your what?
Marcus Pendleton: Nevermind.