Frederick Bolton has to solve two problems. First, his boss has instructed him to come up with a reasonable campaign to promote a new product, a stomach pill named "Aspercel" - by tomorrow. The second problem is Fred's daugther, Helen. She is absolutely fond of horses, takes riding classes and has already had decent success in some competitions. Her biggest wish is to own a horse herself, a dream her father cannot afford at all. Now Fred tries to solve both problems at once by simply combining them: A horse named "Aspercel", ridden by his daugther should bring the name of the pill into the papers and make Helen happy, too. But there's still one more obstacle: Helen and Aspercel of course have to win a few jumping competitions to make this idea work... Written by
Alto Speckhardt <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Tally Ho! Ho! Ho!...It's the MERRIEST-GO-ROUND of the Year!
Did You Know?
The exact same article-text ("While deliberations of the committee were held in private..." etc.) is shown for two different newspaper articles about Aspercel in the Washington DC horse competition. See more
Fredrick 'Fred' Bolton
That's absolutely t - t -
Suzie 'S.J.' Clemens
Now you try it again and don't depend on the reins. Balance. legs. Make him know what you want him to do.
[On Aspercel bareback
Okay, I'll try. Come on, Aspie. Communicate.
References Song of the South