Funny Girl (1968) Poster



Fanny Brice: Where I come from, when two people... well, sort of love each other... oh, never mind.

Nick Arnstein: Well? What do they do when they "sort of love each other"?

Fanny Brice: Well, one of them says, "Why don't we get married?"

Nick Arnstein: Really?

Fanny Brice: Yeah, and sometimes it's even the man.

Fanny Brice: You could get lonesome being that free.

Nick Arnstein: You could get lonesome being that busy.

Fanny Brice: Now who'd think to look at us that we got the same problem!

Fanny Brice: He's a gentleman. A gentleman fits in anyplace.

Rose Brice: A sponge fits in anyplace.

Fanny Brice: "No law against waiting," I said, "people do it all the time." For once, I didn't say too much, I didn't say too little, I said just what I said and then walked.

[last lines]

Nick Arnstein: Goodbye, Fanny.

Fanny Brice: Bye, Nick.

[song "My Man" follows]

[first lines]

Fanny Brice: [looking in the mirror] Hello, gorgeous.

Fanny Brice: You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!

Nick Arnstein: I'd be happy to wait while you change.

Fanny: I'd have to change too much, nobody could wait that long.

Rose Brice: When you look at him, you only see what you want to see.

Fanny Brice: I see him as he is. I love him as he is!

Rose Brice: Fanny. Love him a little less. Help him a little more.

Fannie Brice: I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

Mrs. Strakosh: [referring to Nick Arnstein] Candidly, Mrs. Brice, that's one good-looking fella.

Rose Brice: Hmm... gorgeous. Like Fanny's papa, my ex. Also gorgeous. Wherever he is... he should only stay there.

Rose Brice: What kind of mother would name a boy Florence?

Eddie Ryan: It's Florenz-zzz

Rose Brice: What kind of mother would name a boy Florenz-zzzzzz?

Florenz Ziegfeld: Miss Brice, do I have to remind you this is my theatre?

Fanny Brice: So what, nobody argues with the landlord?

Fanny Brice: Flo! Flo, quit yelling or your ulcer will flare up.

Florenz Ziegfeld: That's funny coming from you, you gave me that ulcer!

Fanny Brice: [singing] Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter.

Nick Arnstein: [Nicky Arnstein has just ordered "filet de boeuf, sauce bordelaise" in French]

Fanny Brice: I would have ordered roast beef and potatoes.

Nick Arnstein: I did.

Fanny Brice: If I can't tell when you're ordering roast beef and potatoes, how will I know when you're making advances?

Nick Arnstein: You'll know. I'll be much more direct.

Fanny Brice: You were wrong, Mrs. Strakosh.

Nick Arnstein: So long, funny girl.

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