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All Neat in Black Stockings (1969)

R | | Comedy, Drama | 10 April 1969 (UK)
An irresponsible window cleaner believes he has found true love with a woman he picked up in a tavern.

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Victor Henry ...
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Clare Kelly ...
Mother
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Sis
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Vanessa Forsyth ...
Carole
Terence de Marney ...
Gunge (as Terence De Marney)
Jasmina Hilton ...
Babette (as Jasmina Hamzavi)
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Vicar
Nita Lorraine ...
Jocasta
Deirdre Costello ...
New Bird
Andre Dakar ...
Man with Parrot
Rosalind Elliot ...
First Bird (as Rosalind Elliott)
Gwendolyn Watts ...
Housewife
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An irresponsible window cleaner believes he has found true love with a woman he picked up in a tavern.

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10 April 1969 (UK)  »

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Meias Pretas  »

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Lindsay Anderson was asked to direct. See more »

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Ginger: [Red haired Ginger meets Jill] I'm Ginger.
Jill: [Blonde Jill replies] I'm fair.
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Connections

Referenced in Courting Controversy (2005) See more »

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ALL NEAT IN BLACK STOCKINGS
Lyrics by Terence Delaney
Sung by Jon Mark
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Poor man's Alfie
6 June 2016 | by See all my reviews

This is a really poor attempt to cash in on the success of Alfie.The problem is that none of the elements present in Alfie are present here.Victor Henry is no Michael Caine,nor is he even up to Robin Askwith.You just look at him and wonder how on earth would a character like this attract women.They all seem to fall weak at the knees at his caveman approach to them.He obviously gets his just desserts in the end when he has to marry Susan George,having got her pregnant only to discover that she is going to tern into a mirror image of her battleaxe mother.Having said that one major flaw is that the attraction between George and Henry seems totally unlikely.


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