You're in Love, Charlie Brown (1967 TV Short)

Sally Dryer: Lucy van Pelt

Quotes 

• [unable to face the Little Red-Haired Girl, Charlie Brown covers his face up in his lunch bag, and rushes for the entry line when the bell rings. Blinded, he bumps into Lucy] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Good grief, Charlie Brown! You're ridiculous!

  Charlie Brown : I can't help it, Lucy! I just can't face the Little Red-Haired Girl... Pretty faces make me nervous.

  Lucy van Pelt : How come *my* face doesn't make you nervous?

  [as Charlie Brown walks off, with Lucy following him] 

  Lucy van Pelt : I've noticed you can talk to *me*! *I* have a pretty face! So how come you can talk to me? Wasn't I the Christmas Queen? You haven't answered!

• [Schroeder takes out a bust of Beethoven and puts it on his toy piano] 

  Lucy van Pelt : You and your stupid old Beethoven! By golly, I'll show you!

  [Lucy smashes the bust of Beethoven over the piano, destroying them both] 

  Lucy van Pelt : There! What do you think of that?

  [Schroeder just walks up to a door, opens it revealing a bunch of toy pianos piled on top of each other and takes one out. He walks up to another door, opens it revealing shelves of Beethoven busts and takes one out, puts them down and resumes practicing] 

  Lucy van Pelt : I'll probably never get married.

• Lucy van Pelt : [to Charlie Brown]  Hello, stupid!

  Violet : Yeah, hello, stupid! Boy, were you dumb in school today!

  Lucy van Pelt : You've been dumb before! But today, you were *really* dumb!

  Violet : The teacher asked him why they have so much rain in Oregon.

  Lucy van Pelt : And he said, "Because they have a lot of clouds!"

  [both laugh] 

• Charlie Brown : [at Lucy's psychiatric booth]  I have a serious problem. There's this little red-haired girl in my class, you see, and...

  Lucy van Pelt : Ha! I know your kind, Charlie Brown! It's men like you that make the world a rough place to live for beautiful girls like me. You men are all alike! You talk a lot of romantic nonsense, but do you ever discuss marriage? No! You're all alike! My Aunt Marian was right! Never discuss marriage with a musician!

  Charlie Brown : Good grief.

  [leaves] 

  Lucy van Pelt : You scoundrels are all alike!

• Lucy van Pelt : I'm glad to see you practicing so hard. It's a sign that you really think about the future. What if you and I got married someday, Schroeder, and you became a famous concert pianist. And what if we traveled all over the world while you performed with great orchestras in foreign lands. And what if right at the height of your career, you broke both your arms while skiing and could never play the piano again. And I had to go to work in a laundry to support both of us. Wouldn't that be romantic?

  [Schroeder walks away from his toy piano] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Musicians play a lot of love songs, but they really aren't very romantic.

• Lucy van Pelt , Violet : [singing, teasing Charlie Brown]  Poor little Charlie Brown, nyah, nyah, nyah! No one could love that frown, nyah, nyah, nyah! Who would love you? No one, that's who! Your face is too darn round, nyah, nyah, nyah! Your face is too darn round!