Roat:
Did you know they wanted to kill me? I did. I knew even before they did. They were awful amateurs, and that's why you saw through them.
Susy Hendrix:
I saw through you too.
Roat:
No, not all the way, Suzy. Even now, not all the way. The lovely thing was the way I let them set it all up. All that silliness of meeting in the parking lot, the whole thing, they had comic book minds. So, I let them do it their way, right up to the very end. And then, topsy-turvy. Me topsy and them turvy.
Mike Talman:
Damn it, you act as if you're in kindergarten! This is the big bad world, full of mean people, where nasty things happen!
Susy Hendrix:
Now you tell me.
Roat:
I cannot negotiate in an atmosphere of mistrust.
Susy Hendrix:
Bye, dope.
Sam Hendrix:
Bye, dope.
Susy Hendrix:
Mr. Roat, are you looking at me?
Susy Hendrix:
Sam, are you looking at me?
Sam Hendrix:
Yes.
[
Susy sticks her tongue out at him]
Susy Hendrix:
Sam, are you there?
[
pause]
Susy Hendrix:
No, Susy, I'm not here.
Sam Hendrix:
[
Susy calls his studio] Hendrix here.
Susy Hendrix:
[
mocking his tone] Hendrix here too.
Sam Hendrix:
Susy, is that you?
Susy Hendrix:
No, Batman!
Susy Hendrix:
Do I have to be the world champion blind lady?
Sam Hendrix:
Yes!
Susy Hendrix:
[
turns around] Then I will be. I'll be everything you want me to be.
Sam Hendrix:
I don't want you to be anything other than Susy.
Susy Hendrix:
Gloria, I know you're there!
Carlino:
We don't work safes.
Roat:
I know. But you talk. And that's why you've been invited to this party. To talk you way into that big black safe, Sergeant.
Mike Talman:
There's a locked closet in the bedroom.
Roat:
Oh, no, not there. It's just clothes.
Mike Talman:
How do you know?
Roat:
I looked.
Mike Talman:
You have the key?
Roat:
It's on the ledge above the door.
Mike Talman:
No it isn't.
Roat:
Well, they must have taken it with them.
Mike Talman:
They lock the closet, but don't bolt the front door?
Roat:
They're strange people; they lose dolls.
Mike Talman:
And you? What's your favorite toy?
Roat:
[
pulls out a mini statue] Geraldine.
Carlino:
What does she do?
[
a large blade comes out horizontally from the feet of the statue]
Mike Talman:
And may we have Geraldine on the table too?
Roat:
No, we may not.
Carlino:
Why the hell not?
Roat:
Because she's the referee.
Roat:
Aren't you forgetting something?
Mike Talman:
We just earned the money?
[
Talamn opens the door and begins to walk out]
Roat:
I mean fingerprints.
[
Talman stops and closes the door]
Roat:
You just signed your names all over this place.
Roat:
[
Carlino begins wiping off finger prints off banister] Hmmm. Even if you could remember eveything you touched it would still take hours to wipe em off wouldn't it? If not days.
Susy Hendrix:
[
trying to find the refrigerator plug] Where is it? Where is it? OH GOD!
Roat:
I'm Harry Roat Jr from Scarsdale.
Roat:
Don't touch me!
Roat:
I'll fix him!
Gloria:
I wanna be gorgeous, guess you can't have everything.
Mike Talman:
You want something?
Roat:
You, Mr Talman and you too, Sgt Carlino.
Roat:
Well, she was trespassing, Mike... going into business for herself. Bad news.
Roat:
Once upon a time there was a fairy princess named Lisa.
Lisa:
They should make heroin look like something else. Candy bars maybe.
Susy Hendrix:
All right, all right you can have it... you can have the doll! I'll give it to you... if you'll... if you'll just go and... and...
Roat:
Yes, Susy?
Susy Hendrix:
Not hurt me.
Roat:
Say please.
Susy Hendrix:
Please.
Roat:
No, that's not quite it... 'please may I give you the doll?'
Susy Hendrix:
Please may I give you the doll?
Roat:
You may.
Susy Hendrix:
Oh you must be so bored with me, everytime you come in here, I'm in absolute panic.
Susy Hendrix:
Now... the first thing we have to do is stay calm.
Gloria:
I am calm, Susy.
Susy Hendrix:
Yes, I know you are, I really know. It's the best thing I've ever heard.
Gloria:
Are they detectives?
Susy Hendrix:
No, honey, they're not detectives. They're sure not detectives.
[
pauses]
Susy Hendrix:
The one out on the street, can I get by him?
Gloria:
Not without his seeing you.
Susy Hendrix:
Then I have to stay here.
Roat:
DON'T TOUCH THAT!
Roat:
Now all the children have gone to bed, and we can talk.
Susy Hendrix:
What are you going to do with that gasoline?
Roat:
Well you just guess.
[
lights newspaper on fire]
Roat:
Now guess!
Susy Hendrix:
No! Please, no! Alright!
Roat:
I thought that would save time.
Susy Hendrix:
I'll get you the doll!
Roat:
Oh that's a good girl, go right to the head of the class.
Susy Hendrix:
[
trips and falls on top of Mike's body] Mike!
[
Roat pulls a chair up from behind, startling her]
Roat:
It's just a chair, Susy, so you can sit down.
Roat:
Well, if you -
[
pulls the knife out at Carlino]
Roat:
All right, fat man, over there. Now both of you through the door, backwards!
Roat:
If you'd only said please.
Shatner:
Hi, Susy. Hey.
Susy Hendrix:
Hi, Shatner.
Shatner:
Let me help you with that mess.
Susy Hendrix:
Ah, you're a lovely cavailer, only don't tell Sam you helped me. I'm supposed to be learning total self-sufficiency.
Susy Hendrix:
Don't let it get you down. Have a good weekend. And on Monday we'll form a tenants committee or something jazzy like that.
Shatner:
Some committee. Me, you, Sam, Gloria, and her mother. Ah, well. Ciao.
Susy Hendrix:
Ciao.
Susy Hendrix:
Who's that?
Mike Talman:
You're a good, strong lady, Susy Hendrix.
Susy Hendrix:
World's Champion blind lady.
Mike Talman:
Oh, yeah, you're all that.
[
first lines]
Lisa:
Come on Louis, come on!
Carlino:
What did she say?
Mike Talman:
I told you, she just left a message.
Carlino:
Happy days are here again?
Mike Talman:
Ah, we'll see.
The Old Man:
Be careful, Lisa.
Lisa:
You too, Louis.
[
last lines]
Sam Hendrix:
You're doing fine, just fine!
Susy Hendrix:
[
crying joyfully] Oh! Sammy!
Susy Hendrix:
You know there was a murder around here last night? They found the body this morning. A lady from Scarsdale. I heard it on the radio.
Sam Hendrix:
So?
Susy Hendrix:
What if I get chopped in little pieces and dumped in the river? Little tiny pieces that nobody could possibly recognize as having been a poor defenseless, little blind lady whose husband was off in Asbury Park. You're not listening, Sammy.
Sam Hendrix:
Sure I am. Why don't we get some light around here? They're always finding bodies in New York.
Susy Hendrix:
Not in the parking lot practically next door, they don't.
Sam Hendrix:
You're making it up, Susy.
Susy Hendrix:
No, I'm not. I promise. I told you I heard it on the radio. Really, I did.
Sam Hendrix:
Come on Susy.
Susy Hendrix:
[
pause] The police don't have the first notion who do it. Pretty spooky, don't you think, Sammy?
Sam Hendrix:
Tell you what I think. I think it's a ploy to make me stay home.
Susy Hendrix:
Well, there was a murdered woman found from Scarsdale and that's a true fact.
Sam Hendrix:
And you're afraid for your life, that's a true fact?
Susy Hendrix:
No, but it was worth a try.
Susy Hendrix:
Come. Get up on a chair and look out the window. There's a police car out there. Can you see the face of the man inside of it?
Gloria:
There's no police car.
Susy Hendrix:
Are you sure?
Gloria:
Yeah, I'm sure.
Susy Hendrix:
There's no car out there.
Gloria:
Well, yes, there is, a kind of squatty truck. Right next to the phone booth.
Susy Hendrix:
Phone booth? Is there anyone inside the truck?
Gloria:
Well, there's a man standing near it.
Susy Hendrix:
Is it Mr. Roat, the man who was here when you brought the groceries?
Gloria:
I don't think so. Susy, he's coming this way.
Susy Hendrix:
[
Upon discovering the doll's whereabouts] You had it?
Gloria:
I was only borrowing...
Susy Hendrix:
Gloria, quick, we've got to hide it. Where is it? Give it to me.
Gloria:
Under your feet. I was only borrowing it, really. That's why I brought it back.
Susy Hendrix:
Where are we going to put it? In the washing machine. Come, help me.
Susy Hendrix:
Gloria?
Gloria:
Yeah?
Susy Hendrix:
How would you like to do something difficult and terribly dangerous?
Gloria:
I'd love it!
Mike Talman:
The doll, Susy. Where is it? Where did you find it?
Susy Hendrix:
Well that's the silly part, Mike. I don't know why I didn't think of it earlier. I should've remembered ages ago.
Mike Talman:
That doesn't matter. Where is it?
Susy Hendrix:
You'll think I'm such a fool when I tell you.
Mike Talman:
Look, Susy, don't complicate things. Just give me the doll, and then Sam will be safe.
Susy Hendrix:
You're right, that's what's important. If anything happened to Sam...
Mike Talman:
Susy, where's the doll?
Susy Hendrix:
I'll get it for you. Would you give me the key ring that's on the nail by the ice box?
Susy Hendrix:
You wait here, Mike. I'll be right back.
Mike Talman:
Wait a minute. Where are you going?
Susy Hendrix:
To the studio. To Sam's studio. That's where it is.
Mike Talman:
How do you know the doll's at his studio?
Susy Hendrix:
Gloria just told me. You know, the little girl with the groceries. She went over to do an errand for Sam, and she saw it. And heard it. It played a little tune.
Mike Talman:
Are you sure about this?
Susy Hendrix:
Yes, positive. if it hadn't been for that awful Sgt. Carlino hounding me, I could've told you earlier.
Mike Talman:
Okay, Susy, fine. I'll go get it. Where's the studio?
Susy Hendrix:
Just two blocks away. 78 West Eighth Street. It's on the top floor. And the desk is in the far corner, away from the windows. It's a big old thing with a roller top. You know the type I mean, with cubbyholes and pigeonholes and...
Mike Talman:
Yeah, I know the kind you mean.
Susy Hendrix:
It's in the left hand drawer, the doll. Gloria said so.
Mike Talman:
Susy, I'm gonna ask you once more. Are you sure the little girl saw the doll? Are you sure this is all true?
Susy Hendrix:
I'm saving my husband's life, aren't I Mike?
Mike Talman:
I'll be right back. You stay put. Make yourself a cup of hot coffee or something.
Susy Hendrix:
Whatever you say, Mike.
Related Links