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Clambake (1967) Poster

(1967)

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James J. Jamison III: Hey, you know something? You really have lousy timing. Of course, born losers usually do.

Scott Heyward: Now look, if you're talking about the race...

James J. Jamison III: I'm talking about you sticking your nose in where it doesn't concern you. I hope you know how to take care of yourself. I call... karate!

Scott Heyward: Oh, shut up!

[Scott belts James with a Kid Galahad K.O. punch that knocks him over the sofa and out cold]

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James J. Jamison III: [Discussing Jamison Jammies] We have a new item coming out this year. But I gotta tell you, it's so sheer, you don't know where the jammies stop and the girl starts.

Bartender: [Salacious chuckling, then a straight face] Forget it. I got six kids already, more I don't need, right?

James J. Jamison III: Right. How about something in flannel?

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Tom Wilson: [as Scott Heyward] C'mon, J.J., let's bust outta this corral and stampede us some excitement!

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Tom Wilson: You just said the magic word.

Scott Heyward: Clambake?

Tom Wilson: YEAH!

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Sam: Y'know, my wife died a long time ago. We never had any children. I've always missed not having a son. I don't seem to miss it so much anymore.

[Tosses Scott the keys]

Sam: Just be sure you lock up before you leave. I'm going to bed.

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Scott Heyward: Will you check by the desk and see if that package arrived yet?

Tom Wilson: First thing. If it's here I'll send it to you toot sweet. That's French for pronto.

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Scott Heyward: You know something, Pa? I would have traded everything you've ever given me for one thing - for trust in me.

Duster Heyward: Well, what are you talkin', son? I've always trusted ya. I was just tryin' to make things easy is all.

Scott Heyward: That's just it, Pa. I don't want things easy. I want to be able to make my own mistakes and work 'em out.

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Duster Heyward: Now you tell me you're gonna go out in this boat tomorrow win, lose or draw. If this thing hangs together that you've gone ahead and proved somethin'?

Scott Heyward: That's right!

Duster Heyward: Then let me tell you, boy, whether you do or whether you don't, I want you to know that I'm as proud of you as any father who's ever set foot on this here God's green earth.

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