| Tommy Kirk | ... | Don Pringle | |
| Del Moore | ... | Arthur Duval | |
| Peter Duryea | ... | Tad Duval | |
| Robert Donner | ... | Fingers O'Toole | |
| Ulla Strömstedt | ... | Katrina Corelli | |
| Jim Begg | ... | Larry | |
| Sue Casey | ... | Anne Duval | |
| Lyle Waggoner | ... | Angelo | |
| Michael Blodgett | ... | Bob Draper (as Mike Blodgett) | |
| Bonnie Lomann | ... | Redhead | |
| Britt Nilsson | ... | Brunette | |
| Donna Russell | ... | Blonde | |
| James Almanzar | ... | Sid | |
| Lee Deane | ... | Lakopolous | |
| Venita Wolf | ... | Tina Moss | |
| Brian Cutler | ... | Charlie Moss | |
| Peter Mamakos | ... | Borman | |
| Little Richard | ... | Himself | |
| Carol Connors | ... | Herself | |
| The Cascades | ... | Themselves | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Timothy Garland | ... | Himself (uncredited) | |
| John Gummoe | ... | Himself (uncredited) | |
| Eddie Snyder | ... | Himself (uncredited) | |
| David Stevens | ... | Himself (uncredited) | |
| David Szabo | ... | Himself (uncredited) | |
| David Wilson | ... | Himself (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Lee Sholem | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Clyde Ware | (screenplay) | |
| Sam Pierce | (original story) | |
Produced by | |||
| Jack Bartlett | .... | producer | |
| Bond Blackman | .... | producer | |
| Sherman H. Dryer | .... | executive producer | |
| Sal Mungo | .... | associate producer | |
| Willis Oborn | .... | associate producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Jerry Long | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Ted V. Mikels | (as Ted Mikels) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Herman Freedman | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Marc Snegoff | .... | makeup artist (as Mark Snegoff) | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Richard Dixon | .... | assistant director (as Dick Dixon) | |
| Wendell Franklin | .... | second assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Earl Phillips | .... | property master | |
Sound Department | |||
| Rod Sutton | .... | sound mixer | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Robert Caramico | .... | camera operator (as Bob Caramico) | |
| Foster K. Denker | .... | chief electrician (as Foster Denker) | |
| Tom Ramsey | .... | key grip | |
| Peter Sorel | .... | still photographer | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Dorothy Worner | .... | wardrobe | |
Music Department | |||
| John Caper Jr. | .... | music supervisor | |
Other crew | |||
| Michael Blodgett | .... | choreographer | |
| Bruce Clark | .... | assistant to producer | |
| Blair Robertson | .... | script supervisor | |
| Ron Terry | .... | production coordinator | |
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You'd have to be out of your mind or detached from all common sense to find some redeeming value in this clunker. The plot seems to concern guys, girls, sand, a scroll and Mork & Mindy's Exidor doing pratfalls. Oh, and there are musical numbers, many musical numbers. These elements are strung together very loosely to form some sort of plot, but what's there on screen will make you scratch your head. Little Richard pops up and sings a catchy little dittie and shows everyone else involved what talent is. Best part of the film is when all the girls slap all of the guys and storm off. The next scene is a musical number and then everything is forgotten! Oh to be young and foolish and working on a beach picture. Mary Wells sings the title song "Never Steal Anything Wet."