A beach movie. A scroll is stolen from an art gallery and taken to Catalina Island, where the thieves plan to use it to swindle Lakopolous, a Greek art collector. They plan to show him the real scroll, then deliver a fake. Lakopolous, however, turns out not to be rock-stupid, and tries to steal the scroll himself. Meanwhile, the thieves' son figures out what his folks are up to and cooks up an improbable scheme that will allow him to steal the scroll back and return it. During this, the whole troupe are under surveillance from a mysterious guy who keeps pulling prat falls. All of which is *completely incidental* to the story of the love interest between Don and Katrina, the blonde guy who always has women flocking to him for no perceptible reason, and the "spontaneous" music and dance numbers. Written by
Leo L. Schwab <firstname.lastname@example.org>
The nation's swinginest playground becomes the background for the most audacious crime of the century... with the ocean's floor as a hideaway!
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Delightfully skewered and mercifully trimmed down by Mystery Science Theater 3000. See more
When Don walks up with his friends, Charlie has three girls hanging off of him who are all dancing, yet in the following shot they are all, very suddenly, dead still. See more
I've never seen so many trying to cover so much with so little.
Never Steal Anything Wet
Music & lyrics by Jerry Long
Performed by Mary Wells
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