In comic Woody Allen's film debut, he took the Japanese action film "International Secret Police: Key of Keys" and re-dubbed it, changing the plot to make it revolve around a secret egg salad recipe.
So you want Plot? Woody Allen bought a Japanese spy movie, removed the voice track, and replaced it with one of his own. He doesn't seem to have bothered with the original script at all. Typical Joke: "Back off! My secret spy camera has taken pictures of you all through your clothes. Unless you release me, your naked photos will be sold in every school yard in Tokyo within the hour. Unless you are totally comfortable with your body, you must release me." Very funny, but also very unusual.
Written by John Vogel <jlvogel@comcast.net>
In 1969, American International Pictures reissued this film on a double bill with
Three in the Attic.
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Goofs
Revealing mistakes:
When the Port of Yokohama is shown, the captions call it "Yokahama".
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Quotes
Shepherd Wong:
You want egg salad, I'll give you egg salad! Did you bring the mayonnaise? Suki Yaki:
Mayonnaise? Shepherd Wong:
I told you to take a jar! Suki Yaki:
Boy is he weird. Shepherd Wong:
Oh, nevermind. If there's none on board, forget it. We'll use Miracle Whip. Heee-yee-hee-hee-ha-ha! See more »
Crazy Credits
Woody Allen is laying on a couch eating an apple while a woman stripper is
taking her black dress and undergarments off in front of him. Meanwhile the
end credits scroll up on the right side of the screen. The credits say:
The characters and
events depicted in this
photoplay are fictitious.
Any similarity to actual
persons living or dead is
purely coincidental.
And if you have been
reading this instead of
looking at the girl, then
see your psychiatrist, or
go to a good eye doctor
(the credits now scroll faster and give and eye test):
E 1
FP 2
TOZ 3
LPED 4
PECFD 5
EDFCZP 6
FELOPZD 7
DEFPOTEC 8
LEFODPCT 9
FSFPTFED 10
????????? 11
By this time, the stripper is about to remove her underwear.
Woody stops her and says,
"I promised I'd put her in the film somewhere."
(only his voice is dubbed)
THE END (appears in the lower left)
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