Fran Garrison's all in a tizzy because her prize Dachshund, Danke, is having pups, and she has hopes of one of the pups becoming a champion. But at the vet's, her husband Mark is talked into letting Danke wet nurse a Great Dane pup that's been abandoned by his mother. And Mark wants to keep the Great Dane. But Brutus has this problem: he thinks he's a dachshund and he's too big to be a lapdog. But when Fran ridicules Brutus one too many times, Jim's got a plan to prove to everyone (and Fran) that a great Dane can be far more than just an ugly dachshund. Written by
A HAPPY HONEYMOON GOES TO THE DOGS!...When a Great Dane disguised as a Dachsie crashes the party!
Did You Know?
Final film of Dick Wessel
. He died shortly after principal photography was completed, and Paul Frees
looped in Wessel's entire part in post-production. See more
Just over 43 minutes into the movie, when the dachshunds climb up on the bed with Fran, it is clear that one of the puppies is a male. Early in the movie, all of the dachshund puppies are said to be female. See more
[Kenji points to Brutus, standing over Mr. Toyama, laying on the ground
Brutus! Mark call him off. Mr. Toyama.
Take away rion!
That's not a lion, that's a dog.
You call THAT, dog?
Happy Birthday to You
Written by Patty Hill and Mildred J. Hill
Performed by Suzanne Pleshette See more