This is the story of a dwarf called Morris Todd - the 'toddler' - who is on the run from police, and looking for a hideout. Despite his size, Morris is irresistible to many women in his life, and among these are Elaine, who ends up in a nursing home; Deirdre, a failed hockey player who Morris deserts; then Leda, his true love, and, when he gets separated from her, Carol, a lonely lady whose husband is conveniently away.