Edit
Storyline
After a mix-up with a member of the Royal Family, traffic wardens Eric and Ernie decide to take a holiday to the South Of France. However, when they arrive there, they find themselves caught up in the plot of Le Pirate who has stolen a collection of valuable jewels and plans to use Eric and Ernie to smuggle the collection out of France. He lures them to an old villa filled with traps and uses Claudette, another member of the gang, to keep Eric and Ernie busy. However, other jewel thieves are after the jewels and Eric continues to find their bodies in the villa just before it disappears. However, while they fight over the love of Claudette, Eric and Ernie begin to wonder just what is going on, and begin to investigate. As to Claudette, whose side is she on...? Written by
Lee Horton <Leeh@tcp.co.uk>
Plot Summary
|
Add Synopsis
Edit
Did You Know?
Trivia
They were conned into staying in "La Villa Tulipe".
See more »
Goofs
In the sequence where Ern is winched down from the helicopter to save the waterskiing Eric, the bottom of the back-projection screen is occasionally in shot behind Morecambe.
See more »
Quotes
Renard:
[
Writhing and moaning in pain on the floor with a bullet wound on him]
Uh!
Eric Simpson:
Pardon?
See more »
Soundtracks
"Now That You're Here"
(uncredited)
Music by
Ron Goodwin
Lyrics by
Sidney Green and
Richard Hills
Performed by
Ernie Wise See more »
MORECAMBE and Wise go to the South of France. The end. Inevitable jewel theft and synthetic glamour among the Stuyvesant smokers and James Bond extras who swarm to this allegedly exotic region.