- Brad: Hasn't Seaton told you about the radio impulses coming from your house?
- Col. Lancaster: No. Seaton?
- Seaton: Yes, Colonel!
- Col. Lancaster: What's this all about?
- Seaton: Nothing very precise. I mean... the signals are weak, but the strange thing is: you can hear them even here.
- Col. Lancaster: Well, can you detect the source of the impulses with that thing?
- Seaton: I... could try, Sir.
- Col. Lancaster: Go ahead and try it, quickly!
- Seaton: Yes. Yes... I've got it.
- Brad: Here? Where?
- Seaton: It's coming from here.
- Col. Lancaster: The eye! I'll be damned.
- Vivian: You'd better get in shape, too, Alfredo. I don't know whether you're here to protect me, or I'm here to protect you.
- Brad: The boss?
- Alfredo: Sounds like he's in a hurry.
- Brad: I've known him for ten years, and for ten years he's been in a hurry.
- Vivian: Lover, you're run down. And this vacation in Portofino isn't helping you much.
- Brad: *Now* what's the matter? Jealous of your pupils, Vivian?
- Vivian: I'm gonna worry about competition from those young things? Come on, Brad!
- Brad: [upon entering a large underground hideout] Some pad you've got here.
- Karalis: We call it home.
- Boris: This has already cost us too much. Make sure nothing can go wrong.
- Doctor Van Dongen: I'll do my best. Let's hope it functions.
- Boris: Hope is not enough, Van Dongen. *Guarantees* are what we need in this business. Understand?
- Brad: A bit awkward, isn't it?
- Karalis: A friend could never be called awkward.
- [a blade thrusts out of Karalis' fake hunchback hump]
- Karalis: This friend protects my back, and keeps me close company.
- Brad: Is it time yet?
- Karalis: Almost. This hump is a real good luck charm for our side, but it is only bad news for the others.
- Col. Lancaster: Welcome aboard, Brad.
- Brad: It's always a pleasure to visit your boat, Colonel.
- Col. Lancaster: Inherited from the Lancasters. The service doesn't offer this kind of transportation.
- Brad: [chuckles] My salary wouldn't even pay for the fuel.
- Col. Lancaster: Come over here. Go ahead an open it up.
- [the opened trunk contains the body of their stabbed agent]
- Col. Lancaster: It was sent to my villa last night. No card from the donor.
- Brad: He looks pretty dead.
- Col. Lancaster: He is. Knifed in the heart. Once we're out to sea we'll dump him. I don't want to keep this kind of cargo aboard. No license.
- Policeman: Someone's crazy. This is the third body in a month with an eyeball removed.
- Col. Lancaster: You've heard of the laser, of course.
- Brad: Classical military legend. The super death ray.
- Col. Lancaster: Precisely. And our boys at the defense department have been playing with the same toys. McGruder says that the girl hasn't talked, at least not yet.
- Brad: What do you want from me, Colonel?
- Col. Lancaster: The girl. And right away.
- Willie: Good morning, Colonel!
- Brad: Hi Willie. Thought you were in Hong Kong.
- Willie: Oh brother, was I. I ate boiled serpents and fried ants for three weeks. What's on the menu this time, Colonel?
- Col. Lancaster: Couscous, gentlemen. I hope you don't get indigestion.