One Spy Too Many (1966)

Yvonne Craig: Maude Waverly

Quotes 

• Napoleon Solo : I think you have an address for me?

  [Maude hands Solo a piece of paper] 

  Napoleon Solo : Gee, I don't want to quibble, but this is an apartment number and address. I'm supposed to get the address of Alexander's hotel?

  Maude Waverly : That's, eh, my address. And once you've committed it to memory, tear it up into small pieces and swallow it.

• Maude Waverly : You haven't forgotten our date tonight, have you?

  Napoleon Solo : Our - no. No-no. Of course, I, no.

  Maude Waverly : Here's the hotel address.

• Maude Waverly : Our local scanners report Mr. Solo and Mr. Kuryakin are on their way in, sir.

• Maude Waverly : Overseas relay, pattern F.

• Maude Waverly : Channel D is open. I'll put you through to Mr. Waverly.

• Maude Waverly : Overseas relay pattern G is open.

• Maude Waverly : I'll forgive you for breaking our date if you promise to be back before tomorrow night. We can still have that weekend at the beach. I'm working on my tan, right now.

  Napoleon Solo : A weekend at the beach?

  Maude Waverly : You haven't forgotten, have you?

  Napoleon Solo : Oh, no! Of course not. You know what they say about elephants and spies.

• Parviz : Are you working for the U.N.C.L.E.?

  Maude Waverly : The U.N.C.L.-? Oh, UNCLE! No! There's no profit in that.