Everyone thinks Jeannie MacTaggart is a ghost when she arrives back in town after a visit to Glasgow. She is supposed to be dead. But it was her twin sister, come to visit who has died. So she has to go about proving who she is. They have buried a "spitting image" in the local graveyard. Yes, it was her twin sister who was buried. Changing the headstone should be easy. Changing the death record might not be quite so easy. Once a death certificate is signed and entries are made in the records, there is no way on earth to change it. And since it has been recorded all the way to London, it just can't be changed. So, as far as the law is concerned, she is not alive. What to do. Now that she is "dead" she figures out she can break the law at will because she is already dead. So her crime spree commences. Since she is "dead" she cannot draw money out of her closed account. Breaking a window at the police station. Bagpipes at midnight? Didn't work. Steal a car? Steal the royal tiara when the...