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Sometimes bad movies are just bad. Not campy. Not funny bad. Just awful. This is #1 with a bullet.
This is what I call a "Fast Forward Film", meaning you can put your VCR on fast forward for extended periods, and not miss anything important. Actually there isn't anything important or interesting in this entire flick. There's about five minutes of story, so to pad things out, someone will walk into a room, and then walk around the room, then pour themselves a drink, then walk around the room again, just to kill time.
If I can convince even one of you not to waste your time with this film, I can die a happy man.
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