| Tom Neyman | ... | The Master | |
| John Reynolds | ... | Torgo | |
| Diane Mahree | ... | Margaret | |
| Harold P. Warren | ... | Michael (as Hal Warren) | |
| Stephanie Nielson | ... | Master's Wife | |
| Sherry Proctor | ... | Master's Wife | |
| Robin Redd | ... | Master's Wife | |
| Jackey Neyman | ... | Debbie | |
| Bernie Rosenblum | ... | Teenager in Car | |
| Joyce Molleur | ... | Teenager in Car | |
| William Bryan Jennings | ... | Cop | |
| Jay Hall | ... | Master's Wife | |
| Bettie Burns | ... | Master's Wife | |
| Lelanie Hansard | ... | Master's Wife | |
| Pat Coburn | ... | Girl in Convertible | |
| Pat Sullivan | ... | Girl in Convertible | |
| George Cavender | ... | Cop |
Directed by | |||
| Harold P. Warren | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Harold P. Warren | (screenplay) | |
Produced by | |||
| Harold P. Warren | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Russ Huddleston | |||
| Robert Smith Jr. | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Robert Guidry | (director of photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Ernie Smith | |||
| James A. Sullivan | (as James Sullivan) | ||
Costume Design by | |||
| Thomas Ivy | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Jacqueline Neyman | .... | makeup artist (as Jacqueline) | |
Production Management | |||
| Jay O. Lawrence | .... | production supervisor | |
Art Department | |||
| Tom Neyman | .... | set designer | |
| Stephane Goulet | .... | property painter (uncredited) | |
Sound Department | |||
| Bruce Shearin | .... | sound | |
Stunts | |||
| Joyce Molleur | .... | stunts (uncredited) | |
| Bernie Rosenblum | .... | stunt coordinator (uncredited) | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Bernie Rosenblum | .... | key grip (as Frank Bernard Rosenblum) | |
| Jesse Simon | .... | head electrician | |
Other crew | |||
| Norma Friedman | .... | script supervisor | |
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Some films are so bad, they're good. Meaning "fun" or "entertaining" or at least "interesting"... But few films can claim to be so dreadful, you actually feel physical pain while viewing them. So bad are these damned few that you don't experience them or watch them: you "endure" them. This is the mother of all such films!
"Manos the hands of fate" is without a doubt the most inept and atrociously awful film ever made. Its poorness is so extreme that of itself it is the film's strongest selling emphasis. The script is non-existent, the acting makes Steven Seagal look like a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company and the editing could have less horrendously botched by a blind Eskimo with no arms. It is also painfully slow. this film makes its approximately 70 minute running time and make you feel like you've aged ten years. That's what makes a film truly bad: the fact that despite its overbearing weaknesses it isn't even entertaining!
Many people look back at the sixties and think, with obvious resentment for today's cinematic output, that "they don't make them like this anymore!". Watching "Manos..." would cure any breed of hardcore nostalgia.
In the end I can not advise against this strongly enough. This is for the sadist in you. Any other part of your person can only feel pained or offended by such extreme trash!