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Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die (1966)

Se tutte le donne del mondo (original title)
In this spoof of spy films, CIA agent, Kelly, is in Rio De Janeiro spying on a wealthy industrialist, David Ardonian, who secretly plans to turn the world sterile and repopulate it with his harem. UK spy, Susan Fleming, helps Kelly.

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Kelly (as Michael Connors)
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Susan Fleming
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Lord Aldric / James
Margaret Lee ...
Grace
Nicoletta Machiavelli ...
Sylvia
Beverly Adams ...
Karin
Marilù Tolo ...
Gioia
Seyna Seyn ...
Oliver MacGreevy ...
Ringo
Sandro Dori ...
Omar
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British ambassador
Andy Ho ...
Ling
Renato Terra
George Leech
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An outlandish science-fiction, comedy-thriller full of tongue-and-cheek action, ingenious gadgets in the James Bond style combining violence and tension with polished villainy and flippant espionage, as the resourceful CIA Mike "Mannix" Connors and British agents, Dorothy Provine and Terry-Thomas (both previously in "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World") escape death-traps on land, sea and air. Written by alfiehitchie

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Mad menace in Rio! Wow women & Pow action! Sizzling kisses and swinging adventure! The ultimate weapon! The ultimate plot! Watch out for everything! See more »

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The movie has a plot that is considered highly similar to the James Bond film Moonraker (1979) which was made thirteen years later. See more »

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Mr. Ardonian: [Speaking to Susan in his lab he is showing her how the suspended animation machinery works] I'll show you how it works
Susan Fleming: [Ardonian throws a switch and the cylinders come out showing the frozen women ] All these girls frozen?
Mr. Ardonian: Yes. Age and decay are strangers to them now . Their beauty will remain for eternity .
Susan Fleming: Your private harem to repopulate the planet.
Mr. Ardonian: Yes, They will be glad to as I will be the only one who can be used to impregnate them.
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The Ultimate 60's Schmaltzy Spy Film !
19 October 2000 | by (Baltimore, MD) – See all my reviews

Unlike the MATT HELM or DEREK FLINT films made around the same time, KISS THE GIRLS AND MAKE THEM DIE is so terrible that it's absolutely great fun to watch ! 1 year shy of his stint as MANNIX, Mike Connors is sent to Rio de Janiero to stop the evil Mr. Ardonian and his sterility inducing satellite ! Helping Connors is Dorothy Provine as an oh so propper lady spy. Provine is chauffered around Brazil by fey Terry Thomas while she sips tea from a full silver service ! Pass the Grey Poupon ! Assisting Mr. Ardonian is a creepy looking guy who resembles Peter Lorre if he'd been a platinum blond. The usual bevy of gorgeous girls are present, and most look like either Joan Collins or Nancy Kovack ! This movie is an absolute treat, a sort of guilty pleasure to watch like PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE. Make the popcorn and enjoy !


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