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Pamela Sue Martin
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An outlandish science-fiction, comedy-thriller full of tongue-and-cheek action, ingenious gadgets in the James Bond style combining violence and tension with polished villainy and flippant espionage, as the resourceful CIA Mike "Mannix" Connors and British agents, Dorothy Provine and Terry-Thomas (both previously in "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World") escape death-traps on land, sea and air. Written by
Shot before Mike Connors landed his most famous role headlining the series Mannix (1967). Connors played that part for 8 years. See more »
Miss Soong sir.
[Miss Soong walks into the office ]
I have come to arrange a meeting between you and my employer's
[Ardonian is shocked at Soong's beauty and is gaping at her]
Who will represent your side ?
I really don't know .It will be someone important to assure you we do not play games Mr. Ardonian.
[writes down something on a piece of paper and shows Soong]
can you remember this?
Of course I can. Once you have the money in you Swiss bank account the missle we be ready for your use.
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Unlike the MATT HELM or DEREK FLINT films made around the same time, KISS THE GIRLS AND MAKE THEM DIE is so terrible that it's absolutely great fun to watch ! 1 year shy of his stint as MANNIX, Mike Connors is sent to Rio de Janiero to stop the evil Mr. Ardonian and his sterility inducing satellite ! Helping Connors is Dorothy Provine as an oh so propper lady spy. Provine is chauffered around Brazil by fey Terry Thomas while she sips tea from a full silver service ! Pass the Grey Poupon ! Assisting Mr. Ardonian is a creepy looking guy who resembles Peter Lorre if he'd been a platinum blond. The usual bevy of gorgeous girls are present, and most look like either Joan Collins or Nancy Kovack ! This movie is an absolute treat, a sort of guilty pleasure to watch like PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE. Make the popcorn and enjoy !
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