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The Glass Bottom Boat (1966) Poster

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Jennifer Nelson: Mata Hari stops at nothing. Nothing comes between Mata Hari and what she wants.

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Jennifer Nelson: Isn't it marvelous what a new dress will do, huh?

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Bruce Templeton: This vault of 10-inch steel plate will open only to the frequency of my own voice repeating this equation: G for gamma, B for beta, A for alpha, Omega for open sesame.

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Julius Pritter: [gets his foot stuck in a waste basket] I cannot go through life like this?

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Edgar Hill: I want to talk to you a minute. Those phone calls, there is no question about it. She's an agent, operating for the...

Bruce Templeton: She's no more an agent than you are! And if you're the best the CIA can come up with, this country is in big trouble!

Edgar Hill: Now look here! We'll have to detain her.

Bruce Templeton: Mrs Nelson can leave here whenever she wishes!

Edgar Hill: What's that noise?

Bruce Templeton: What? Oh, well I locked her in the closet.

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Jennifer Nelson: Hey! What in heavens name do you think you're doing?

Bruce Templeton: You talkin' to me?

Jennifer Nelson: Yes I'm talking to you! That's my suit on your line!

Bruce Templeton: Oh I'm sorry... that's a funny looking suit.

Jennifer Nelson: It's my mermaid tail. and would you please throw it back?

Bruce Templeton: Well it's kind of difficult. it's all tangled. Why don't you come aboard, and I'll untangle it for you

Jennifer Nelson: Well THAT's a little difficult too, since I'm BOTTOMLESS!

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Zack Malloy: You wouldn't hit a coward, would you?

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Jennifer Nelson: Donna, may I borrow a dime please? I have to call my dog.

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Bruce Templeton: Hey! You're the mermaid

Jennifer Nelson: Yes, I'm the mermaid

Bruce Templeton: Didn't recognize you with your clothes on.

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Homer Cripps: She's a pretty strange acting female.

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Jennifer Nelson: What are you drinking?

Anna Miller: Hootch. That's half Scotch, half Bourbon.

Jennifer Nelson: It sounds delicious.

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Jennifer Nelson: Aaah! Aaah! Who are you? Who is he?

Bruce Templeton: Zack Malloy, my partner. He drops in every now and then to molest women.

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Jennifer Nelson: That sign over there, that says "No Fishing".

Bruce Templeton: I wasn't exactly fishing.

Jennifer Nelson: Then what were you doing?

Bruce Templeton: Maybe I was hunting for mermaids.

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Jennifer Nelson: I'm going to have you arrested.

Bruce Templeton: They're going to have you arrested, for going around without your bottom.

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Donna: Widow! That's like catnip.

Jennifer Nelson: Well, not for that cat!

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Jennifer Nelson: This is called The Clean Room. It's completely sterilized so that no dust or dirt will contaminate the critical parts. Workers entering the clean room must first stand on this grate, which shakes off dust from shoes and clothing. Like this... Oh dear, I guess we better go now. We'll go that way.

[her shoe is stuck in the grate]

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Bruce Templeton: We never did get to introduce ourselves did we?

Jennifer Nelson: Well let's leave it that way, shall we?

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Bruce Templeton: It just seems I know owe you one shoe and one mermaid's tail.

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Julius Pritter: Your heel is in my ingrown.

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Bruce Templeton: Are you or are you not the girl in the glass bottom boat?

Jennifer Nelson: I are ?

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Bruce Templeton: ...And I'm partial to blonde foreign agents. Is that it?

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Jennifer Nelson: Who are you? Who is he?

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Gen. Wallace Bleecker: Who is Vladimir?

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Axel Nordstrom: Look out Jenny! Look out!

Jennifer Nelson: Hey! Out of the way!

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Jennifer Nelson: The recognition signal is: "Vladimir Sent Me". Over!

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Jennifer Nelson: [sings] The Glass Bottom Boat you will agree, will show you the magic of the deep blue sea.

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Julius Pritter: Gismo? You are a spy!

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Gen. Wallace Bleecker: I haven't felt like this since Culver Military Academy.

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Zack Malloy: [in bed with the general] Well, you want to meet early and pick out the furniture?

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