[
Funeral for an enemy pilot]
Willi von Klugermann:
Well, aren't you coming? It's an order.
Bruno Stachel:
Why?
Willi von Klugermann:
Because our commanding officer has made it one. He believes in chivalry, Stachel.
Bruno Stachel:
Chivalry? To kill a man, then make a ritual out of saluting him - that's hypocrisy. They kill me, I don't want anyone to salute.
Willi von Klugermann:
They probably won't.
Willi von Klugermann:
By the way, Stachel... there's an impression around that... you care more about your unconfirmed kill than you do about Fabian's death.
[
long pause]
Bruno Stachel:
Perhaps it's force of habit. In the trenches, we couldn't even bury the dead; there were too many of them. I've never had the time... to discuss them over a glass of champagne.
General Count von Klugermann:
I'm afraid it's rather a small medal, Willi, but it's the highest Germany can give.
Willi von Klugermann:
Thank you... Uncle
General Count von Klugermann:
Stachel. I want him brought to Berlin immediately.
Aide:
Yes, Herr General.
General Count von Klugermann:
There is some difficulty?
Aide:
Well, I don't know what you have in mind, Herr General, but, uh, with the offensive at its height, well, there'd have to be some legitimate excuse to order him to come.
General Count von Klugermann:
He's wounded, isn't he?
Aide:
Yes, Herr General.
General Count von Klugermann:
Hmm. A mentionable wound?
Aide:
Uh, in the arm.
General Count von Klugermann:
Good. The people like soldiers who were shot in the right places. Order Stachel to Berlin for special hospital treatment. I want you to ensure that all our newspapers give full prominence to this gallant episode - photographs, everything.
General Count von Klugermann:
Take a look outside. See that? Revolution is just beneath the surface! If that happens, everything we stand for will be DESTROYED - unless the German officer corps stands like a rock, intact! And what is more important, untarnished. I made this Stachel into a national hero for good military reasons. If I court-martial him now, it will reflect on the integrity of the whole officer corps.
Otto Heidemann:
Herr General, I see now, I have notions of honor which are outdated.
General Count von Klugermann:
Ahh, they're not outdated!
[
pause]
General Count von Klugermann:
Stored. With care, and love, for better times.
Ziegel:
I can't keep these barges flying forever - I'm a mechanic, not a magician.
Otto Heidemann:
No, Ziegel, you ARE a magician, whether you like it or not.
Bruno Stachel:
[
resignedly] Well, I suppose I might as well say it.
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann:
Say what?
Bruno Stachel:
You're beautiful.
Bruno Stachel:
Do you think I came all this way to run off to Switzerland with you?
Countess Kaeti von Klugermann:
You gambled your life for me once with Willy.
Bruno Stachel:
That was about flying, Kaeti, not about you!
[
about von Klugerman's kills]
Bruno Stachel:
You've got 18, haven't you?
Willi von Klugermann:
Squadron Rule #1, Stachel: Gentlemen never parade their military achievements.
Bruno Stachel:
Any rule against... saying how long it took you?
Willi von Klugermann:
I would say that was covered by the same rule, wouldn't you?
Bruno Stachel:
No. I wouldn't. How many rules are there?
Willi von Klugermann:
I don't know: none of them have been written down.
Otto Heidemann:
Yes, I understand - but I don't agree with killing helpless men!
General Count von Klugermann:
Otto, this is 1918 - things have changed. Unrestricted submarine warfare, bombing of civilians, poison gas. Ask your wife - she's a nurse. Ask Elfi about the mustard gas casualties.
Otto Heidemann:
So you approve of this kind of ruthlessness!
General Count von Klugermann:
We fight to win, Otto.
Otto Heidemann:
It's a cruel world Stachel.
Bruno Stachel:
[
while testing the engine of his aircraft] The oil pressure is still too low!
Ziegel:
[
Looking in the engine cover] Well, that's all you'll get out of her! She wasn't made yesterday!
Bruno Stachel:
Oh, is that what it is!
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