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The Monkees (TV Series 1966–1968) Poster

(1966–1968)

Quotes

Peter: Cross at the green, not in between!

Davy: He's been out in the sun too long.

Micky: He was no bargain in the shade.

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Mike: Welcome to Swineville, Peter, a happy, sleepy, little hillbilly town where seemingly innocent, nice, naive people turn just like that

[snaps fingers]

Mike: to a vengeful, hateful mob!

Peter: How do you know that?

Mike: Because these are my people.

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[Entering a spooky mansion]

Mike: Well, uh, it's a little gloomy, but we could probably work wonders with just a few geraniums.

Micky: Uh-huh. YOU decorate. I'M leaving!

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Davy: What's in the morning paper, Peter?

Peter: Oh, "Li'l Abner," "Peanuts"... Oh, say, this is funny!

[laughs]

Peter: This big guy hits the little guy with a club, and the little guy hits the big guy in the jaw!

[laughs some more]

Davy: What comic strip is that?

Peter: What, comic strip? This is the editorial page.

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Peter: Oh no, foot prints! Someone else is on this island!

Micky: Oh don't worry, those are ours, we don't have a larger set so we had to use the same one twice.

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Mike: Ooh! So, uh... That's, uh... That's what

[bleeped]

Mike: is all about.

Davy: Yeah.

[bleeped]

Davy: It's pretty scary.

Micky: You know what's even more scary?

Peter: What?

Micky: You can't say

[bleeped]

Micky: on television.

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Peter: Hey, look, guys! All the comforts of home!

Mike: Yeah, YOUR home, shotgun, not MINE.

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Peter: [as the rigged blimp carrying the muscle man floats away] Well, there he goes.

Davy: Yeah, where's that uh der-uh... der-uh blimp headed for?

Peter: [almost comically] Bayonne, New Jersey.

Davy: Bayon-Bayonne, New Jer-? You know, I used to have a girlfriend in Bayonne, New Jersey.

Peter: Anything like the Secaucus girls?

Davy: [nonchalantly] No, I don't know, her name was MaryAnn.

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Micky: I can't stand to see a grown bush cry.

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