Quotes

Robin: Maybe you can bully an aging mogul, but not me, Catwoman!

Robin: Holy bill of rights, Batman!

Commissioner Gordon: You know I'm violently opposed to police brutality.

Catwoman: I'm not just pussyfooting around this time, Batman!

Robin: The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations; guiding our destiny.

Batman: Robin, warm up the Bat-spot analyzer while I take a sample of this affected cloth.

Batman: You better leave the crimefighting to men.

[about to zoom out of The Batcave!]

Robin: Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.

Batman: Roger. Ready to move out.

Robin: Holy atomic pile, Batman!

Batman: Just a second while I retrieve my beanie, my hair, my tweezers, and my notes.

Batman: Oh, Catwoman, Catwoman, will you never learn?

Batman: Nothing's sacred to those devils.

[Batman has been lured into a trap by Catwoman]

Batman: Four against one...

Robin: Four against two Batman!

Batman: Robin!

Robin: I couldn't resist. You were taken in by her, but I'm too young for that sort of thing.

Batman: [after Batgirl has come and gone secretly] How does she DO IT?

Batman: Come on, Robin, to the Bat Cave! There's not a moment to lose!

Venus: What is it, Joker? $2,000 is a lot of money.

Joker: Ah, this merchandise is worth $2,000!

Penguin: [popping out of box] It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!

Joker: Well, we had to get you into Gotham City without anyone knowing about it, Pengy. Especially Batman.

Penguin: Well, I hope you have something special cooked up for that caped creep.

Joker: Ah, I do. The pot's on the fire and Batman's in it!

Penguin: Ah, you are a man after my own heart, Joker!

Joker: Black, eh?

Penguin: Black as pitch!

Joker: [laughs]

Commissioner Gordon: Tanks in the street, a horse in my outer office... Has the whole world gone batty?

[Batman reacts, startled]

Commissioner Gordon: Ha, ha, just an expression, Batman. No slight intended.

Batman: I understand.

Shame: You big sissy, you couldn't drive nails in a snow bank.

Batman: Why would I want to?

Alfred Pennyworth: [whispering to Bruce Wayne at the beginning of most every episode] It's the Bat-Phone.

Robin: Gosh Batman, the nobility of the almost-human porpoise.

Batman: True, it was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life for ours.

Commissioner Gordon: By the way, Batman, have you seen millionaire Bruce Wayne? He doesn't answer the phone at his stately manor.