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Michael James: Did you find a job?

Victor Skakapopulis: Yeah, I got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress.

Michael James: Nice job.

Victor Skakapopulis: Twenty francs a week.

Michael James: Not very much.

Victor Skakapopulis: It's all I can afford.

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Michael James: Look, I know you'll think this is crazy, but, er, when the light hits me from a certain direction, I'm... handsome

[swigs from bottle]

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: My father, the most beloved gynecologist in Vienna, before they took him away on a morals charge for indecent exposure at the State Opera House, said, and I quote: "Please do not take me away, I will not do it again."

Victor Skakapopulis: Brilliant quote.

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: He was a brilliant pervert.

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You're grotesque!

Anna Fassbender: Lascivious adulterer!

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Don't you dare call me that again until I have looked it up!

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Anna Fassbender: Is she prettier than me?

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Is she prettier than you? I'M prettier than YOU!

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Carole Werner: You got something to eat?

Victor Skakapopulis: [Looking around his messy kitchen] Some, uh, some fig-newtons and some hershey bars and some cough drops

Carole Werner: You got any tuna fish?

Victor Skakapopulis: [Searching cupboard] Tunafish... Tunafish... I have some salmon salad left

Carole Werner: What do you mean, left? When did you make it?

Victor Skakapopulis: In April but if you smother it with pepper it's fine.

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I am a doctor of the mind.

Victor Skakapopulis: Really?

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Yes!

Victor Skakapopulis: I have terrible emotional problems. Could you help me?

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You certainly picked a very odd time to ask me, just in the middle of a suicide.

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Silence when you're shouting at me!

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You'll like this group analysis, it's a real freak show. If it gets dull, we sing songs.

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Michael James: I'll be back tomorrow. If I'm not back tomorrow, send for the police. If they're not back tomorrow, send my clothes.

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: If it fails, then we'll try something else, because I use all kinds of unorthodox methods. For example, I've had the greatest success shutting people in dark closets.

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: [leafing through a dictionary] "Lascivious adulterer... a man who is a lascivious adulterer"? What kind of book is this?

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I'll see you next Friday - I've got a few phone calls to make.

Michael James: But I haven't finished - I've only been here fifteen minutes.

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I can't take more than fifteen minutes of your sex life at one time.

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Renee Lefebvre: When the light hits him a certain way, he's almost handsome.

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[Liz has just taken an overdose of pills at Michael's apartment for the third time]

Doctor: Mademoiselle, the boys at the Emergency Suicide ward have voted to give you this gold watch for unusual devotion.

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Liz Bien: Would you excuse me for a minute? I'm going into the bathroom to take an overdose of sleeping pills.

Michael James: I like you. You're a nice stable girl.

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Anna Fassbender: [delivers a Wagnerian Valkyrie yodel]

Rita: Who is that thing?

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: That is no thing, it's my wife!

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Michael James: As a man's life goes down the drain, you are there.

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Miss Marks: Oh, Michael, this can't work, I'm 34 and you're 12!

Michael James: Don't be negative.

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Michael James: What in the name of all that's gracious is a semi-virgin?

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Liz Bien: You're right. I must face my problems. I can't go through life being a semi-virgin.

Michael James: What, in the name of all that is gracious, is a semi-virgin?

Liz Bien: Here, I'm a virgin. In America, I'm not.

Michael James: What do they do? Stamp it on your passport?

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Doctor: [Liz Bien, the stripper, has just made her second suicide attempt while in Michael's company. The same ER doctor has responded] You wouldn't happen to be the young lady's fiancee, would you?

Michael James: No, just a friend.

Doctor: Pretty rough friendship you've got there.

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[Carole has taken Michael's car keys]

Michael James: Give me the key.

Carole Werner: No. Take a cab.

Michael James: I don't wish to take a key, I want my carcabs!

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Carole Werner: We're married thirty seconds and already you look at other women.

Michael James: I had to look at her, she was talking to me, I looked in the direction the sound was coming from.

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Victor Skakapopulis: Do you have any salt?

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Have I got any salt? I got a boat, I got kerosene, matches, firecrackers, two swords, and this flag. But, I ain't got no salt.

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: My wife, the creature that ate Europe, is here.

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Victor Skakapopulis: I just burnt my finger! I'm going to go in the bathroom and scream. I'll be out in a minute.

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Michael James: In Britain, we have a national therapy, we call it cricket. Unlike other sports, it doesn't involve anxieties or pressures. It's leisurely and lyrical. It's the song of willow on leather.

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Is there any sex in it?

Michael James: Oh, no. This is a game for gentlemen, played by gentlemen.

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: It's sick, sick.

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Anna Fassbender: Foiled by a cheap cinematic trick!

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I, uh, decided to follow you here.

Michael James: If you followed me here, how did you contrive to be here before me?

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I followed you... very fast.

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: May I explain that what you see happening here is merely an illusion...

Anna Fassbender: An illusion?

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: An illusion. Shut the door, count three...

Anna Fassbender: Three?

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Four, if you like, but close the door and you'll see it's just an illusion.

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Mayor's clerk: I can't spell Sigismund.

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I think that you have a little sexual block over the spelling of that naughty name. Allow me to help you, I'm a psychoanalyst, among other things.

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Victor Skakapopulis: We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I've hated you from the first moment I married you!

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: When did all this come to an end?

Michael James: It didn't come to an end! That's the point.

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You are a monster and a monster, in that order.

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Michael James: I've had a lot of experience fondling, er, handling young women like you. And it's all got to stop.

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Michael James: Pussycat from the sky, I can't resist you.

Rita: Don't resist. Capitulate.

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Man In Strip Club: [Richard Burton in cameo appearance] Excuse me, haven't *you* seen *me* somewhere before?

Michael James: I know the name, but I can't remember the face.

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Renee Lefebvre: You see, I can't help it, I'm a physical woman. I feel guilty about it. But I come from a family of acute nymphomaniacs. That includes my father and my two brothers.

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: My darling! Your face is like the pale autumn moon!

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Michael James: Ahhh. A little gentle steam does one the world of good. We must have physical health as well as mental health. Ah, I'm kinky for steam!

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Michael James: [in a dream] RIGHT! I want ALL YOU CATS... to SHAPE UP!

[cracks whip madly]

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Michael James: Could you tell me about your typical clientele?

Etienne: My typical clientele?

Michael James: Typical.

Etienne: All the people who are here now are typical clientele.

Michael James: Really?

Etienne: There is a man cheating on his wife in room Lola Montez. There is a woman cheating on her two husbands in Carlotta. Two lovers of indeterminate sex in Reine Margot. And two men cheating in Don Juan.

Michael James: Yes. Well, once might say the joint is jumping.

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Victor Skakapopulis: Pardon me, drunk, but you can't come in here.

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: [Addressing group therapy class] Where did we leave off last session?

Durell - Mental Patient: When the train entered the tunnel.

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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Pointing to Rita "This is a personal friend of James Bond"

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Carole Werner: You got something to eat?

Victor Skakapopulis: [Looking around his messy kitchen] Some, uh, some Fig Newtons and some Hershey bars and some cough drops.

Carole Werner: You got any tuna fish?

Victor Skakapopulis: [Searching cupboard] Tuna fish... tuna fish... I have some salmon salad left.

Carole Werner: What do you mean, left? When did you make it?

Victor Skakapopulis: In April, but if you smother it with pepper it's fine.

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