How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965)
North Dakota Pete: Old Pete's got ideas... and those that ain't vile, are foul.
North Dakota Pete: When I was a kid in school, you know what I did to the little girls that sat in front of me?
Eric Von Zipper: Sure, let me guess, you used to take their pig-tails and stick them in the ink well.
North Dakota Pete: No. I used to stick the *whole girl* in the ink well.
Ricky: I have a simple theory - if you're not with the girl that you love, love the girl that you're with.
Ricky: Maybe that's why I like you so much... you don't tempt easy.
Peachy Keane: Well, dear, we'll put this on the train to Atlanta and see if it whistles Dixie!