Carry on Cowboy (1965)

Sidney James: The Rumpo Kid

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Quotes 

• The Rumpo Kid : I once talked peace with a Sioux, but you can't trust them. One moment it was peace on, the next it was peace off.

• The Rumpo Kid : [addressing the Indian chief]  How! Me-um heap big paleface chief from-um Stodge City. Me-um salute-um big chief. Me-um want-um pow-wow.

  Big Heap : [speaking perfect English]  I say, you do talk funny. You must be foreigners.

• [first lines] 

  The Rumpo Kid : [after shooting three men dead that he encounters]  I wonder what they wanted?

• The Rumpo Kid : What's the matter? What have I done wrong?

  Albert Earp : You just killed three men, mister.

  The Rumpo Kid : I know that, but what have I done wrong?

• Big Heap : This is my squaw, Kitikata. I bought her for two buffalo skins.

  Charlie : How.

  The Rumpo Kid : Never mind how, where!

• Belle Armitage : [admiring his gun]  My, but you got a big one!

  The Rumpo Kid : I'm from Texas, ma'am. We all got big ones down there.

• Belle Armitage : [referring to Annie Oakley]  But Johnny, she's no good! Take it from me, she's after something.

  The Rumpo Kid : Take it from me, if you get out of the way she's gonna get it!

  Belle Armitage : But Johnny, have you forgotten? I'm your little ding dong!

  The Rumpo Kid : I hate to have to say it, but your ding has lost its dong!