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I Spy (TV Series 1965–1968) Poster

(1965–1968)

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Alexander Scott: Has anyone told you how good you look in that?

Kelly Robinson: Why, no...

Alexander Scott: Well, if they do, smack 'em in the face real fast, because they're not your friend.

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[Commentary on Kelly's receiving a blown kiss.]

Alexander Scott: The wonderfulness of your charm.

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Alexander Scott: This is how far a cigarette burns in five minutes.

Kelly Robinson: Is there no limit to the wonderfulness of your mind.

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Kelly Robinson: Don't you ever bring a silencer?

Alexander Scott: Ruins the line of my suit.

Kelly Robinson: Mine too.

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Alexander Scott: Well you have to get beat up every once in a while otherwise you go soft, right Kel?

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[Contemplating a solid gold stove]

Kelly Robinson: I can just imagine the look on their faces when we unload a million dollars worth of stove on them. 875 pounds worth.

Alexander Scott: Yeah.

Kelly Robinson: Suppose by the time it got to Internal Revenue it only weighed 800 pounds?

Alexander Scott: See what you mean. Well the lid's loose, maybe the damper door?

Kelly Robinson: 75 lbs of gold must be worth a lot of money.

Alexander Scott: Seventy-two thousand.

Kelly Robinson: Already figured it out, huh?

Alexander Scott: Yeah. $60 an ounce on the Chinese black market. I think I can get $70 an ounce. I know a guy...

Kelly Robinson: $70 an ounce! Whew. A couple of one-way tickets to Tahiti would scarcely put a dent in it!

Alexander Scott: No sir. Have you ever seen a Taihitian hula?

[Sings]

Alexander Scott: Do-dump-de-dumpdy... You take the door and I'll take the lid.

Kelly Robinson: While we're at it we may want to hack off a couple of legs. We may want to entertain!

Alexander Scott: Right!

Kelly Robinson: No, we'd only lose our pension benefits.

Alexander Scott: Think we'd lose our jobs?

Kelly Robinson: Yeah. Such wonderful jobs too.

Alexander Scott: And the hospitalization is free.

Kelly Robinson: All those wonderful orthopedic devices.

Alexander Scott: I just love plaster of paris.

Kelly Robinson: Right.

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Alexander Scott: Hey, what're you doing?

Kelly Robinson: I've come to save you.

Alexander Scott: You can't, man, I've got a boat coming, now get outa here!

Kelly Robinson: But I've come to rescue you.

Alexander Scott: You CAN'T rescue me NOW.

Kelly Robinson: How come you always embarrass me when I'm rescuing you.

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Alexander Scott: I enjoy being made a fool of when I'm pleading for my country. It gives me a warm glow all over.

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Kelly Robinson: Okay, Boy Wonder, you wanna get the collapsible batpole out of the glove compartment?

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Kelly Robinson: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

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