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I Dream of Jeannie (TV Series 1965–1970) Poster

(1965–1970)

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Jeannie: Master is football more important to you than I am?

Major Nelson: Of course not, that's like comparing oranges and lemons.

Jeannie: And I'm the lemon.

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Jeannie: I would not be going out with your best friend if I were married to his best friend.

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Officer Anderson: You know, this is a one way street.

Jeannie: I was only going one way.

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Blue Djinn: How does thou wish to die?

Major Nelson: Of old age.

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Nelson: How are things going?

Jeannie: Terrible. I have to make dinner - I mean actually make it without magic. We are liable to die.

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Jeannie: All I do is think and blink.

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Major Nelson: Jeannie, I never knew how much you meant to me until this happened. I'm never going to let you out of my sight again. Look, I even brought you flowers. Once I get you out of there, I'm going to take you out to dinner... the best candle lit dinner...

[Dr Bellows, Major Healy and Harry walk in on Major Nelson talking to the moon safe]

Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: A candle lit dinner...

Major Nelson: I can explain, sir.

Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: Being in love with a safe, they haven't got a name for that one.

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Major Nelson: Jeannie's turned against me.

Major Healey: She can't turn against you. Your her master. She as to obey you.

Major Nelson: Yeah, who says so?

Major Healey: I don't know, maybe it's in the genie manual.

Major Nelson: Then how come she's deliberately disobeyed me?

Major Healey: Maybe she wasn't issued a genie manual.

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Jeannie: Master I have a mother-in-law problem.

Major Nelson: You can't have a mother-in-law problem. We are not married.

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[Dr Bellows to Major Nelson after one of Jeannie's mishaps]

Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: Some men dedicate their lives to science. Some men dedicate their lives to politics. I'm dedicating my life to understanding you.

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Mrs Winker (house buyer): How many bedrooms do you have?

Jeannie: How many would you like?

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Jeannie: How should I punish him? Should I give him death of a thousand itches.

Major Healey: How about scratches?

Jeannie: Itches are much worse.

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Jeannie: Let me see now. A six letter word for rat. M-A-S-T-E-R.

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Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: You may be an expert in financial matters, Mr. Huggins, but I happen to be an expert in Major Anthony Nelson.

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Amanda Bellows: [after Jeannie has turned Tony's living room into a campground with a fire, tent, and running brook] Oh, it's wonderful! Alfred, how come we never do anything like this?

Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: Amanda, I spend half my life *curing* people who do things like this!

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Jeannie's Sister: You can make a man eat shredded cardboard, if you play the right tricks.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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