Maxwell Smart: Sorry about that, Chief.
Maxwell Smart: Missed it by that much.
Siegfried: This is Kaos. We don't *shush* here!
Chief: How can we believe a man who would sell out his friends?
Siegfried: Dumkopf! Who else are you supposed to sell out? You can't betray enemies!
Agent 99: Good thinking, Max.
Agent 99: Oh, Max!
Siegfried: [Repeated Line] Idiots! Dummkopfs! Sissies!
Maxwell Smart: Ah, it's the old... trick.
Maxwell Smart: Just my luck, I had to run into a poisonous achtung.
Maxwell Smart: Pardon me while I get my shoe phone.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe...
Maxwell Smart: That's the second time I've fallen for it this month!
Maxwell Smart: [running gag, after being warned by the Chief that his next assignment will be the most dangerous yet] ... And loving it!
Maxwell Smart: Don't tell me...
[bad news of the week]
Maxwell Smart: [99 or Chief tells Max the bad news]
Maxwell Smart: I asked you not to tell me that!