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[repeated line]

Maxwell Smart: Sorry about that, Chief.

[repeated line]

Maxwell Smart: Missed it by that much.

Siegfried: This is Kaos. We don't *shush* here!

Chief: How can we believe a man who would sell out his friends?

Siegfried: Dumkopf! Who else are you supposed to sell out? You can't betray enemies!

[repeated line]

Agent 99: Good thinking, Max.

[repeated line]

Agent 99: Oh, Max!

Maxwell Smart: Ah, it's the old... trick.

Maxwell Smart: Pardon me while I get my shoe phone.

Maxwell Smart: Would you believe...

Maxwell Smart: [running gag, after being warned by the Chief that his next assignment will be the most dangerous yet] ... And loving it!

[repeated lines]

Maxwell Smart: Don't tell me...

[bad news of the week]

Maxwell Smart: [99 or Chief tells Max the bad news]

Maxwell Smart: I asked you not to tell me that!

[repeated line]

Maxwell Smart: Ah yes! If only he'd used his

[gizmo of the week]

Maxwell Smart: for niceness instead of evil!

Maxwell Smart: [repeated line]

Maxwell Smart: That's the second biggest... I've ever seen.

Siegfried: [Repeated Line] Idiots! Dummkopfs! Sissies!

Maxwell Smart: Just my luck, I had to run into a poisonous achtung.

Maxwell Smart: That's the second time I've fallen for it this month!

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