Get Smart (1965–1970)
Chief: How can we believe a man who would sell out his friends?
Siegfried: Dumkopf! Who else are you supposed to sell out? You can't betray enemies!
Maxwell Smart: [repeated line]
Maxwell Smart: That's the second biggest... I've ever seen.
Maxwell Smart: Just my luck, I had to run into a poisonous achtung.
Maxwell Smart: That's the second time I've fallen for it this month!
Maxwell Smart: [running gag, after being warned by the Chief that his next assignment will be the most dangerous yet] ... And loving it!
Maxwell Smart: Don't tell me...
[bad news of the week]
Maxwell Smart: [99 or Chief tells Max the bad news]
Maxwell Smart: I asked you not to tell me that!