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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Poster

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Kimar: Dropo, you are the laziest man on Mars. Why are you sleeping during working hours?

Dropo: I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few months. I forgot how. So I was just practicing.

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Betty: What are those funny things sticking out of your head?

Rigna: Those are our antennae.

Betty: Are you a television set?

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Andy Henderson: What is this strange looking creature over here?

Santa Claus: Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian.

Andy Henderson: A Martian? Wow-wee-wow! I'd hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night.

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Hargo: What's soft and round and you put it on a stick and you toast it in a fire, and it's green?

Kimar: I don't know what?

Hargo: A Martian mellow.

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[Voldar doesn't think it's worth the trouble to kidnap Santa Claus and fly him to Mars]

Voldar: All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!

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Kimar: Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now.

Santa Claus: Ho Ho, Hooo...

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Rigna: Chochem is eight hundred years old, you can't dismiss the wisdom of centuries.

Voldar: I can.

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Santa Claus: Ho ho, we meet again, eh?

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Kimar: Chochem! Chochem! Are you here? Ancient one of Mars, I call upon you.

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TV News Announcer: [News report after Santas disappearance] And Mrs. Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Martians.

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Santa Claus: Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course.

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TV News Announcer: Here's another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either dissintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all radar beams.

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Voldar: If we take them with us to Mars, Santa's disappearance will remain a mystery. No one on Earth will ever know that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians.

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Billy: You'll never get away with this, you Martian!

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Kimar: How are you feeling today? Tired?

Santa Claus: Oh, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is.

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Santa Claus: Oh me, oh my, oh me!

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[after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh]

Santa Claus: No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names.

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