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A Fistful of Dollars (1964) Poster

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Joe: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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Joe: When a man's got money in his pocket he begins to appreciate peace.

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[Having said "get three coffins ready" earlier]

Joe: My mistake. Four coffins...

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Joe: You see, I understand you men were just playin' around, but the mule, he just doesn't get it. Course, if you were to all apologize...

[Men Laugh]

Joe: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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Joe: Get three coffins ready.

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Joe: To kill a man you shoot him in the heart. Isn't that what you said, Ramon?

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Esteban Rojo: My name is Esteban Rojo, my bother aked me to... what are you doing?

Joe: Moving.

Esteban Rojo: Don't you know all our men sleep here with us?

Joe: Well that's all very cozy, but I don't find you men all that appealing.

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Marisol: Why are you doing this for us?

Joe: Because I knew someone like you once and there was no one there to help. Now, get moving.

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Silvanito: I'm alive, and I want to remain with the living, understand? And when I'm dead, I want to remain with the dead. And I would be unhappy if somebody living forces me to remain with the living.

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Chico: Our orders are to make sure he does not die... but also to make sure he regrets the day he was born.

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John Baxter: Wait! Ramon! We'll pack up we'll leave, anything!

Ramon Rojo: Are you sure Baxter?

John Baxter: I swear it Ramon.

Ramon Rojo: Maybe you should discuss it with your wife. I don't think she'll be too happy!

[shoots him]

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[last lines]

Joe: Mmh. Well, guess your government will be glad to see that gold back.

Silvanito: And you? You don't want to be here when they get it, eh?

Joe: You mean the Mexican goverment on one side? Maybe the Americans on the other side? Me right smack in the middle? Uhn-hn. Too dangerous. So long.

Silvanito: Adios.

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Baxter gunman #1: [to Joe] Well, I suppose you could try getting a job as a scarecrow.

Baxter Gunman 2: No, the crows are liable to scare him maybe.

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Joe: Every town has a boss.

Silvanito: Yes, but when there are two around, I'd say there is one too many!

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Joe: Baxter's over there, Rojo's there, me right smack in the middle.

Silvanito: If you are thinking what I suspect, I tell you, don't try it!

Joe: Crazy bell-ringer was right. There's money to be made in these parts.

[after a pause]

Joe: Which of the two is stronger?

Silvanito: Which of them is stronger? Well... the Rojos. Especially Ramon.

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Joe: When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot.

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Joe: Crazy bellringer was right, there's money to be made in a place like this.

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Joe: You shoot to kill, you better hit the heart. Your own words, Ramone.

[Ramone fires off two shots, but The Man With No Name stands right back up]

Joe: The heart, Ramone. Don't forget the heart. Aim for the heart, or you'll never stop me.

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Don Miguel Rojo: That's the right idea? You didn't misunderstand?

Joe: I get the wrong idea only when it suits me.

Ramon Rojo: You are well informed, eh?

Joe: A man's life in these parts often depends on a mere scrap of information. Your brother's own words.

Ramon Rojo: Tell me. Why are you doing this for us?

Joe: [Holds out his hand with a response that is almost a question] Five hundred dollars.

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Juan De Dios: You'll get rich here, or you'll be killed. Juan De Dios tolls the bell again.

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Joe: [after saving Marisol and her family and giving them money]

Marisol: Why do you do it for us?

Joe: Why? I knew someone like you once. There was no one to there to help. Now get moving.

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Silvanito: [Joe asks who Marisol is] She is a woman. And Ramon is madly in love with her.

Joe: Everyone talks about Ramon. Kind of curious to meet him.

Silvanito: If you are smart, you will stay clear of Ramon for as long as possible!

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