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Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)

Approved | | Comedy, Romance | 22 December 1964 (Italy)
Jealous piano teacher Orville Spooner sends his beautiful wife, Zelda, away for the night while he tries to sell a song to famous nightclub singer Dino, who is stranded in town.

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Milkman (as James Ward)
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Mrs. Pettibone
Bobo Lewis ...
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Johnnie Mulligan (as Tommy Nolan)
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Storyline

Dino, the charming and lecherous Las Vegas singer, stops for gas on his way to Hollywood in Climax, Nevada. The oily gas station attendant is Barney Millsap, a would-be lyricist who writes pop songs with Orville Spooner, the local piano teacher. By disabling Dino's car, Barney contrives a scheme to have Dino sing one of their songs on an upcoming TV special. To entertain Dino, Barney contacts the village tart, Polly, employing her to pretend to be Orville's wife, Zelda, for a night. She doesn't like Dino, but does love being Orville's surrogate wife. Dino goes to a bar, where he meets the real Zelda, and they spend the night together while Polly spends it with Orville. Written by alfiehitchie

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Dino...he came to dinner...Polly the Pistol - she stayed for breakfast...Beethoven - he cooked up the whole mess... See more »

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Comedy | Romance

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22 December 1964 (Italy)  »

Also Known As:

Bésame, tonto  »

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$3,500,000 (estimated)
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2.35 : 1
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Trivia

Known as " The Sizzling Hour" in pre- production. See more »

Goofs

After Orville's wife digs under his sweatshirt for a pen while Johnny is playing the piano, the sound of the piano distorts as if the sound tape slowed down for a second. See more »

Quotes

Orville J. Spooner: [reminiscing about his wife's dentist] "Tender gums". That's a hell of a thing to say to a married woman.
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Connections

Referenced in Spin City: Kiss Me, Stupid (1997) See more »

Soundtracks

Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor (Für Elise)
(uncredited)
Music by Ludwig van Beethoven
Performed by Tom Nolan
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Love movies with happy endings...
26 February 2005 | by (St. Charles, IL) – See all my reviews

Okay, so it's Wilder. Forget all the other movies he's made. By itself

  • this one's got a plot, a funny one at that and Ray Walston's ability


to replace Peter Sellers may not be possible - unless you never knew Peter Sellers had the part before him. Not a bad film at all - watched without any knowledge of Peter Sellers role or caring about what Billy Wilder had done previously (or since). I liked it - and the storyline fits the everyman dream of finding success (for almost everyone). Love those movies with happy endings. Whenever you see a movie it isn't always the people playing the characters that matter, it's the story being told and the craft with which it's told. This one fits now - may not have in 1964, but it does now.


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