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3/10
More Frills Than Thrills in this Lightweight World War II Epic
zardoz-135 May 2008
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Rugged western leading man George Montgomery stars in this lightweight, juvenile, World War II adventure-comedy about an American gambler, Brass Murphy (Montgomery), and a bevy of American showgirls that catch a ride on a U.S. military transport plane leaving Manila in the Philippines.

The action takes place less than a month after the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. Brass loses everything gambling and gets into a fight. He is rewarded with a black eye and is nursing it in a hotel lobby when a considerate Catholic priest, Father Osgood, befriends him. Osgood observes that everybody is in a frenzy to leave Manila while he is quite content to stick around and help his fellow men. He tells Murphy that he wants to see that his military pass will go to someone deserving. He sends Murphy to his room to fetch it, but Murphy finds it, decks himself out like a priest and heads to the airport. The transport crashes and Murphy winds up in a raft with the gals. They paddle to the nearest island only to discover that the Japanese hold it—that is, two Japanese soldiers with a radio unit hold it. Nevertheless, Murphy advises his five showgirls that they should stay out of sight of the enemy. If they overpowered the two Japanese soldiers, the rest of the Imperial Army might swarm the island in an effort to find two missing soldiers.

Meanwhile, neither man nor woman lives by bread alone. Murphy conducts a night-time raid on the Japanese for food. The superior Japanese officer is bathing and his radio man is dressed up like a Geisha girl to entertain him. No, it doesn't get any more provocative than the humor implied by one guy cross-dressing as a woman. While the Japanese are splashing around and entertaining each other, Murphy tries to raise the Allies on the Japanese radio. Murphy's biggest threat as he tries to contact the Allies is a rooster.

Later, a numerically overwhelming force of Japanese soldiers infests the island. Montgomery steals a Japanese uniform and is able to approach and clobber them and then lug their unconscious bodies to the girls who strip the uniform off and climb into them. During the evening, Murphy sabotages a roast pig and triggers mass hysteria among the Japanese troops. Not surprisingly, native Phillipine scenarist Ferde Grofé Jr. makes the Japanese appear like simple-minded numb skulls. They never really pose a threat to our hero and heroine. Of course, the showgirls truly do believe that Murphy is a man of the cloth and they are upset in the end when they learn the truth about him. This disposable World War II movie really never lives up to its title. The showgirls don't commit any genuine acts of sabotage. Mongtomery doesn't take himself seriously and gives rather funny performance as a man stranded among a group of showgirls with no opportunity to take advantage of them because they are convinced that he is a man of God. The VCI DVD for "Guerrillas in Pink Lace" is a full frame version and the film was lensed in a widescreen format so the pictorials are clipped. Completist World War II buffs will be disappointed. Time wise, "Guerrillas in Pink Lace" clocks in at 96 minutes. Incidentally, the film boasts some level of authenticity because the Japanese speak in their native tongue and the action was filmed on location in the Phillippines.
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4/10
Inspired title, uninspired movie
gridoon202414 November 2012
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George Montgomery is a likable enough presence on the screen, but he might have overstretched himself a little this time by producing, directing AND starring in "Guerillas In Pink Lace", a largely forgotten today comedy, whose most inspired feature is its title. There is some attractive female (particularly from the twins....) as well as male (if you are so inclined) flesh on display, but the story is pointless, and the Japanese stereotypes are embarrassingly unfunny and extremely racist. In the film's "big" action sequence, the Japanese soldiers are shown running up and down like ants while the most idiotic of them keeps playing a trumpet; some directors can turn chaos into comedy, but Montgomery is not one of them. *1/2 out of 4.
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Drab, boring war movie with supposed comic elements
Wizard-817 November 2014
This is the third Filipino George Montgomery war movie I've seen, the others being "The Steel Claw" and "From Hell To Borneo". Like those two, this particular one manages to be pretty bad. It has a promising premise, with its title suggesting sexy women pressed into combat. But all of the potential manages to be utterly wasted. The women in the movie don't start wearing uniforms and wielding guns until more than two thirds of the movie is over. And when they do, they practically do NOTHING - it's up to Montgomery to do 99% of the work. None of the action in the movie is the least bit exciting, and the comedy is utterly lame and even offensive at times. Movie also suffers from extremely low production values, with the camera jammed close-up to the actors almost all of the time being just one sign of the limited funds. If you want to see a movie where someone disguised as a priest trains some decidedly non-combative people into being soldiers, track down the spaghetti western "Guns For San Sebastian".
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2/10
I'm so hungry I could eat a cannibal.
mark.waltz4 January 2023
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Yep, that and "Is that a real live gun?" are actual lines in this not so funny attempt at a campy World War II comedy starring 40's matinee idol George Montgomery and a bunch of untalented non-actresses (playing obviously untalented showgirls) much younger than him (although a few look rather blowsy, like life hasn't been gentle on their surface) stranded on an island in the Philippines and dealing with Japanese soldiers. Absolutely ridiculous from start to finish, this cheaply made drive-in fiasco isn't even decent as a fun bad movie. Watching this study of females walking through a jungle setting in dresses and heels just becomes a very eye rolling experience, and not in the way that made "Gilligan's Island" fun with everything that Ginger and Mrs. Howell got to wear.

This is nothing but an excuse for them to strip down to the bare essentials, basically frilly underwear made to look like exotic bathing suits. Montgomery is still quite handsome, but his attempts at doing these types of films lowers him to the level of legendary 40's bad actor Sonny Tufts who was doing his share of ridiculous films in the '60s as well. You expect that from him, but not by former heartthrob Montgomery, one of the targets of one of the "Three Little Girls in Blue" (1946). Scantily clad Japanese soldiers bathing add some unintentional laughs because they don't look anything even close to Asian, and when they discover one of the bathing suits that has been removed, I did find myself howling, but not in the way the writers would have liked this to have been howled at.
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