A top secret chemical formula has been stolen by STENCH (the Society for the Total Extinction of Non-Conforming Humans), and so Agent Simpkins and his three trainees are hot on the trail, chasing the villains across the world. There are gadgets galore, and disguises are compulsory if the heroes are to win the day from The Fat Man, Dr Milchman and Dr Crow! Written by
Simon N. McIntosh-Smith <Simon.N.Smith@cs.cf.ac.uk>
It's No Secret - Carry On Spying Takes The Lid Off Laughter! [UK Window Sheet]
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Did You Know?
When Charlie Bind picks up the formula in the Street of a Thousand Artisans, it is clear that the cobbled street upon which it has fallen is made of rubber. The cobble bends with the pressure of Bind's hand. See more
Oh, Vienna! Lovely! I've always wanted to see Vienna before I die.
With a bit of luck, you'll do both.
Followed by Carry on Screaming!
by Alex Alstone
and Geoffrey Parsons
Sung by Dilys Laye
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