A top secret chemical formula has been stolen by STENCH (the Society for the Total Extinction of Non-Conforming Humans), and so Agent Simpkins and his three trainees are hot on the trail, chasing the villains across the world. There are gadgets galore, and disguises are compulsory if the heroes are to win the day from The Fat Man, Dr Milchman and Dr Crow! Written by
Simon N. McIntosh-Smith <Simon.N.Smith@cs.cf.ac.uk>
It's No Secret - Carry On Spying Takes The Lid Off Laughter! [UK Window Sheet]
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Did You Know?
When Daphne recites part of the formula she says it must be kept at -300 degrees Centigrade. This is of course impossible. Nothing can be colder than absolute Zero which is -273.15 degrees Centrigrade See more
[Daphne Honeybutt and Charlie Bind arrive at the villains' secret lair
Daphne Honeybutt aka Agent Brown Cow
It must be their headquarters!
[Charlie Bind ogles a female technician who is bent over some equipment
Looks more like their hindquarters.
Followed by Carry on Dick
Played by Harold Crump as he charms the snake See more