Bikini Beach (1964)
Keenan Wynn: Harvey Huntington Honeywagon
Quotes
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Harvey Huntington Honeywagon III : Sir, I consider you a member of the lower classes.
Eric Von Zipper : Hey, that's right. How'd you know that I dropped out of school at the third grade?
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Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : My dear sir, I am not accustomed to being treated so cavalierly. Nor was my father, H. H. Honeywagon the Second, nor his sainted father, H. H. Honeywagon the First.
Big Drag : You sure come from a long line of Honeywagons.
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Harvey Huntington Honeywagon III : Imagine... boys and girls sleeping on the beach side-by-side, unchaperoned. Now what kind of society is it that would allow such a thing?
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Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : I'm determined to prove that you young people are borderline cases leaning towards feeblemindedness - with an abnormal preoccupation with sex.
Frankie : Well, that's alright.
Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : The only display of knowledge being of a carnal nature.
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Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : It might be fitting to warn responsible parents, who grew straight and tall by building our character on the three Rs, that our children have progressed to the three Ss: surfing, speed and sex. Not necessarily in that order.
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Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : I do not deplore physical fitness; but, I do deplore half naked young ladies, if they may be called that, running around in these scanty bikinis!
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Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : I have something I wish to show you.
Vivien Clements : I'm not so sure I want to see it.
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Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : The music of the youth of today is straight out of the jungle. It's savage music that stimulates their post-adolescent preoccupation with sex!
Vivien Clements : You sure love that three letter word.
Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : These children are nothing more than - animals!
Vivien Clements : Oh, come on, Harvey. They're having fun. Fun - now that's a three letter word I bet you never heard of.
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Vivien Clements : Let's join them.
Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : I'm here strictly as an observer.
Vivien Clements : I have a feeling you've *always* been an observer.
Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : Let's not be vulgar.
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Vivien Clements : You're trying to buy up that beach property so you can expand your O.F.H.
Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : And what is O.F.H.?
Vivien Clements : Old Folks Home.
Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : It is not an Old Folks Home! It is Siesta-by-the-Sea.
Vivien Clements : You mean, Fee-esta. The fee is the only thing you're interested in.
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Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : The best way to go forward, is to borrow from the past.
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Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : Have you quite finished?
Vivien Clements : I've finished! And don't ask me to leave. I'd rather that was my idea.
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Vivien Clements : All they do is sit and vegetate. Honeywagon's Vegetable Farm - that's what you're running.
Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : Now, that's really an insult. All I'm trying to do is help these poor people who've been forced into retirement.
Vivien Clements : You're helping them into their graves. Why don't you furnish shovels?
Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : I'm only doing what I think is proper and right.
Vivien Clements : Harvey Honeywell, you listen to me! You're holding a double barrel shotgun. Killing off the old folks, while you kill off the fun for the youngsters. I guess it never occurred to you that the beach is a place to live, not to die.
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Harvey Huntington Honeywagon : Deep down inside, all us Honeywagons are full of - well, much more than one would suspect.