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(1964–1972)

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Samantha: [to her mother] You know, this has been the strangest morning. First Darrin starts asking ridiculous questions and then you pop in like Lady Macbeth doing the neglected mother bit.

Darrin Stephens: Hello, sir.

Maurice: Please, why so formal? Call me Maurice.

Darrin Stephens: Okay... Maurice.

Maurice: Or Dad.

Darrin Stephens: Okay... Dad.

Maurice: You were right, "Sir" is best.

Uncle Arthur: [to Endora] When I think of you as a blood relative, I long for a transfusion.

Darrin Stephens: Sam, don't expect your mother to be gracious. She doesn't do imitations.

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Endora: Samantha, I will not stand here and be insulted by something which is 94 percent water.

Darrin Stephens: Oh, yeah! Well, what about something which is a hundred percent hot air?

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Samantha: Then I thought of the most brilliant scientific mind of the age.

Dr. Bombay: Thank you.

Samantha: But he died a year ago, so I decided to call you.

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Samantha: I'm not a bad witch! I'm a good witch!

Darrin Stephens: Her mother's a bad witch.

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Samantha: Gladys, what are you doing?

Gladys Kravitz: I came over for a snoop, uh, a scoop of sugar. I hope I'm not disturbing you.

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Abner Kravitz: Gladys, let's play house. You be the door and I'll shut you.

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Samantha: Darling, I've been trying for weeks to give this house a thorough cleaning. These carpets are filthy.

Darrin Stephens: How can you worry about dirt on the rugs when we're about to see the surface of the moon?

Samantha: The moon could use a vacuuming too. All that dust... yych.

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[after finding out Samantha's been to the moon before]

Newscaster's Voice: With the evidence of this and future space voyages, we may be closer than we think to actually shooting a man to the moon.

Darrin Stephens: I could save them the trip.

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Samantha: Now when it comes to Santa Claus, most mortals don't believe he exists... just like they don't believe in witches.

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Samantha: Try to control your temper. Remember, "Peace on earth, goodwill to men" includes witches.

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Darrin Stephens: You remember Louise Tate, don't you, Serena?

Cousin Serena: Ohhhh yes! Hi, Louise!

Louise Tate: Hi!

Cousin Serena: [to Larry Tate so Louise can't hear them] Congratulations, Cotton-Top, you got a wild-looking chick there!

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