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The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963) Poster

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[Larry comes in with a waterlogged newspaper and hands it to Moe]

Larry: They left it in the swimming pool today.

Moe: Oh, I see. The tadpole edition.

Larry: Yeah, the tadpole edi...

[Moe whaps Larry with the paper]

Moe: That's for now. Remind me to kill you later.

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Lory Filch: You're a fine one, Vickers Cavendish. Wasting your time reading when you should be thinking up some scheme to defraud.

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Larry: I had the brains to steal this from the Duke's palace next door.

[pulls fresh newspaper from coat]

Larry: You thought I was stupid, didn't ya?

Moe: Now I'm sure of it.

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Phileas Fogg III: Moe, about how long would you say I've been having kippers for breakfast?

Moe: Man and boy, I'd say we've been eating our kippers every day for, it must be 11 years, sir.

Phileas Fogg III: Time for a change. Starting tomorrow, I'd like sausages.

Moe: Oh, those ugly little brown - SAUSAGES?

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[Curly-Joe opens door just as Moe is coming through; there is a spectacular crash of breakfast dishes and cutlery]

Curly-Joe: I'm sorry, Moe. The door swung and all the dishes broke.

Moe: Well, don't distress yourself, lad. You didn't break everything.

Curly-Joe: I didn't?

Moe: [Holds up an intact plate] Here's one you missed.

Curly-Joe: Hey!

[Moe breaks it over his head]

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[the Three Stooges are trying to convince Phileas to take them with him]

Moe: Who's going to lay out your day togs for daywear?

Moe: And your night togs for nightmares?

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Curly-Joe: Remember, we're born chiselers.

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Larry: Oh, boy! We're going around the world on our wits!

Moe: With your wits, you won't get past the front door.

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[Amelia is using the back of a frying pan as a mirror while Phileas plots their course]

Phileas Fogg III: Now, owing to monsoons at this time of year, we may have trouble getting across this bridge. It could be completely under water.

Curly-Joe: Don't worry, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Moe: [chuckling] Pardon me, may I have the mirror?

Amelia Carter: Why, certainly.

Moe: You know, a sharp crack deserves a sharp answer.

Curly-Joe: Yeah.

[Moe whaps Curly-Joe with pan]

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[tootling on horn to entice a snake out of its jar]

Larry: [frustrated] He don't like my music.

Moe: He's not supposed to like it. He's gotta hate it. Then he comes out, sees you, goes out of his mind, and while he's out, I clobber him.

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Moe: We are official bodyguards. Also double as man Friday.

Larry: And Saturday.

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Moe: His pistol record is

[mumbling]

Moe: shots out of a possible 300.

Curly-Joe: That's without bullets.

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Moe: The rajah says that he will, without the aid of a telescope, shoot a raisin from the top of this gentleman's head.

Larry: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it. Shoot *what* raisin from *which* gentleman's head?

Moe: Oh, pardon me for calling you a gentleman, sir.

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Moe: The rajah says that at this time he will throw the razor-edged daggers at random.

Larry: Random? Get him up here. Hey, Randy, come on.

Moe: [glowering at Larry] Pardon me, Mister Random.

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Larry: You don't think I'm going to let that blind bat throw knives at me, do you?

Moe: Blind bat? Why, he can see better than you can and I can prove it.

Larry: Well, you better prove it.

[picks up large round tray and holds it up to Curly-Joe's eyes]

Moe: Maha.

Curly-Joe: [peers in opposite direction] Aha?

Moe: Rajah!

[Curly-Joe turns around and stares closely at tray]

Moe: What is this?

Curly-Joe: Half a dollar.

Larry: You're right. I thought it was a dime.

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[Curly-Joe's thrown knife grazes Larry's fake mustache]

Moe: Missed that.

Curly-Joe: Missed that? Impossible!

Larry: Missed that? What is he aiming at?

Moe: You'll find out.

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[Guards are roughing up Curly-Joe]

Moe: Wait a minute. You're gonna hit a man with glasses?

Curly-Joe: [gratefully, as guards pause] Yeah!

Moe: [takes away glasses] Go ahead!

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[Soldier shouts in Chinese as Phileas and co. sail away]

Chinese Non-Com: [Subtitle] CENSORED. AND DON'T COME BACK!

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Moe: If you keep on trying, you'll always have a chance.

Larry: Yeah, and we'll starve to death in the meantime.

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[Everyone is under arrest for stowing away in the back of a truck]

Moe: Four days directly to New York. And here we are, thanks to you.

Larry: You don't have to thank me.

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[after a prolonged fight in the dark where everyone keeps hitting the wrong people before finally knocking out the bad guys]

Moe: I knew you'd get the right ones if you kept on swinging.

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Moe: [in re Itchi Kitchi] That's not a man! That's a committee!

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