The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

Larry Fine: Larry

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Quotes 

• [Larry comes in with a waterlogged newspaper and hands it to Moe] 

  Larry : They left it in the swimming pool today.

  Moe : Oh, I see. The tadpole edition.

  Larry : Yeah, the tadpole edi...

  [Moe whaps Larry with the paper] 

  Moe : That's for now. Remind me to kill you later.

• Larry : Oh, boy! We're going around the world on our wits!

  Moe : With your wits, you won't get past the front door.

• [tootling on horn to entice a snake out of its jar] 

  Larry : [frustrated]  He don't like my music.

  Moe : He's not supposed to like it. He's gotta hate it. Then he comes out, sees you, goes out of his mind, and while he's out, I clobber him.

• Moe : The rajah says that at this time he will throw the razor-edged daggers at random.

  Larry : Random? Get him up here. Hey, Randy, come on.

  Moe : [glowering at Larry]  Pardon me, Mister Random.

• Larry : You don't think I'm going to let that blind bat throw knives at me, do you?

  Moe : Blind bat? Why, he can see better than you can and I can prove it.

  Larry : Well, you better prove it.

  [picks up large round tray and holds it up to Curly-Joe's eyes] 

  Moe : Maha.

  Curly-Joe : [peers in opposite direction]  Aha?

  Moe : Rajah!

  [Curly-Joe turns around and stares closely at tray] 

  Moe : What is this?

  Curly-Joe : Half a dollar.

  Larry : You're right. I thought it was a dime.

• Moe : If you keep on trying, you'll always have a chance.

  Larry : Yeah, and we'll starve to death in the meantime.

• Larry : I had the brains to steal this from the Duke's palace next door.

  [pulls fresh newspaper from coat] 

  Larry : You thought I was stupid, didn't ya?

  Moe : Now I'm sure of it.

• Moe : We are official bodyguards. Also double as man Friday.

  Larry : And Saturday.

• Moe : The rajah says that he will, without the aid of a telescope, shoot a raisin from the top of this gentleman's head.

  Larry : Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it. Shoot *what* raisin from *which* gentleman's head?

  Moe : Oh, pardon me for calling you a gentleman, sir.

• [Curly-Joe's thrown knife grazes Larry's fake mustache] 

  Moe : Missed that.

  Curly-Joe : Missed that? Impossible!

  Larry : Missed that? What is he aiming at?

  Moe : You'll find out.

• [Everyone is under arrest for stowing away in the back of a truck] 

  Moe : Four days directly to New York. And here we are, thanks to you.

  Larry : You don't have to thank me.

• Curly-Joe : [Cavendish and Filch abduct Fogg, Amelia and the Inspector at gunpoint and push the Stooges out of the paddywagon, then speed off]  Hey - have I flipped, or are they the same two cops we saw at the maharajah's palace?

  Larry : They get around faster than we do!

  Moe : I smell a rat!

• Larry : They didn't build the house right.