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Promises! Promises! (1963)

 |  Comedy, Drama  |  August 1963 (USA)
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After a drunken spree on a cruise ship, two women discover that they're pregnant, and set out to find who the fathers are.

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Sandy Brooks
Marie McDonald ...
Claire Banner
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Jeff Brooks
Mickey Hargitay ...
King Banner
Fritz Feld ...
Ship's Doctor
Eileen Barton ...
Girl in Doctor's office
Claude Stroud ...
Steward
Eddie Quillan ...
Bartender
Marjorie Bennett ...
Mrs. Snavely
Victor Lundin ...
Mrs. Snavely's Gigolo (as Vic Lundin)
T.C. Jones ...
Babbette, ship's hairdresser / Female impersonator
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After a drunken spree on a cruise ship, two women discover that they're pregnant, and set out to find who the fathers are.

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You Read About Her In Playboy Magazine...Now See All Of Jayne Mansfield!

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August 1963 (USA)  »

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Promises... Promises!  »

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During a wedding shower, the ship's effeminate hairdresser Babette (female impersonator T.C. Jones) mimics Jayne Mansfield, much to the delight of Sandy (character played by Mansfield herself). See more »

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Edited into The Wild, Wild World of Jayne Mansfield (1968) See more »

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Lu-Lu-Lu, I'm in Love
Music and Lyrics by Hal Borne
Sung by Jayne Mansfield
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Anything good about this film? Well, there are two things
17 June 2011 | by (New Jersey) – See all my reviews

There was a time when you could not show nudity in films. And then all of a sudden you could. Who better to use to display this newfound freedom than Jayne Mansfield? So, in Promises! Promises! Mansfield takes off her clothes. Anything else worth saying about the film? Not really. It's a comedy of mishaps and misunderstandings. Unfortunately there is practically nothing that is at all funny in this supposed comedy. How desperate is the film for laughs? Well, there's a female impersonator, a character who is the most wretched thing in the largely wretched film. He does a Jayne Mansfield impersonation. Mansfield's character responds that she does her too. Hilarious, right? No, not at all. The plot, about who exactly is impregnating whom aboard a cruise ship, is rather inane. There's not even enough story to stretch the film out to a proper feature length. The film clocks in at a mere 75 minutes but it seems interminable. In a sign of true desperation Mansfield's brief nude scenes are repeated over and over again in dream sequences or flashbacks. At least the filmmakers were honest with themselves and the audience. They knew people were only coming to see this film for one reason. Well, two reasons to be precise. Mansfield's acting in the film actually isn't half bad. But the story's a dud and the rest of the cast gives Mansfield very little support. As a film Promises! Promises! fails miserably. But nobody cares about its quality as a film, the thing only exists as a vehicle to show off Mansfield's prize assets. In that, if nothing else, it succeeds.


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