McLintock! (1963)

H.W. Gim: Ching

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• George Washington McLintock : [McLintock and his family are standing on the porch looking up at Ching the cook. Ching is standing there with a rather large meat cleaver]  Well you old Cantonese reprobate, how 'bout it?

  Ching : Ya fire me? I kill myself!

  George Washington McLintock : I'm not talkin' about *firing* you I'm *RETIRING* you! You've been rustlin' food for us for forty years! We're gonna put you out to pasture. All you'll have to do is give advice, be one of the family!

  Ching : I kill myself!

  George Washington McLintock : I may save you the trouble.

  Drago : Hey Ching, you kill yourself, I'll cut of your pigtail and y'ain't never gonna get to Heaven!

  [Swishes his pocketknife at Ching; Ching pauses] 

  Ching : I'll be one of the family?

  George Washington McLintock : I give you my solemn word.

  Ching : Pretty crummy family! Drinkee too muchee! Get in fight! Yell alla time!

  George Washington McLintock : [Gestures at Drago]  Cut off his pigtail!

  [Drago starts to walk up the stairs, pocketknife in hand] 

  Ching : ALRIGHT, I BE ONE OF THE FAMILY!

  [Chatters in Cantonese] 

• [repeated line] 

  Ching : Crummy family, crummy family!