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Jerry: Her mother doesn't like anything, especialy me.
Harold: Well, if you get a job or something, she might change her mind, you know?
Jerry: A job! Be a little discreet about that, will you, Harold? Somebody's liable to hear you.
Harold: Well, you gotta do something, you know?
Jerry: Why? The world's here to be enjoyed, not to make you depressed. That's what work does, Harold, it makes you feel depressed.
Harold: So instead of being in that state of depression, why don't we head out, okay?
Jerry: Swing it!
Share thisJerry: How's college?
Madison: Fine.
[pauses]
Madison: You should try it sometime
Jerry: No thanks.
[chuckling]
Jerry: The world's my college.
Share thisMadame Estrella: You wish your fortunes told?
Harold: What do you think we came here for, to eat?
Share thisMadame Estrella: You dirty, filthy pig! So, I belong with the freaks, huh? I'll fix you so even the freaks won't look at you.
Share thisBarker: We've got twenty beautiful girls and only ten beautiful costumes!
Share thisOrtega: Must do as Madame Estrella says.
Share thisMadame Estrella: Look at the beautiful, speening wheel. See how it speens!
Share thisHarold: I think you clouded up her crystal ball.
Madame Estrella: Clouds affect only the cloudy.
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