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Goldilocks and the Three Bares (1963)

"Nudie-cutie" considered the first nudie-musical (filmed in "Buffocolor" and "Seemorescope") displays scads of female nudity as folks go about their business in a nudist camp, including a ten-minute horseback (bareback) riding scene.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Rex Marlow ...
Eddie Livingston
Allison Louise Downe ...
Alison Edwards (as Vickie Miles)
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Tommy Sweetwood (as Tommy Sweetwood)
Netta Mallina ...
Myrna McKay
Gene Berk ...
Matt Eden (as Guy Bonde)
Judy Parsons ...
Cynthia Martin (as Jean Clyde)
Craig Maudslay Jr. ...
Doorman at Sunshine Park / Nudist
William R. Johnson ...
Sonny Seymour (as Johnson R. Williams)
Joey Maxim ...
Himself / Nightclub Owner
Toni Toomey ...
Nudist (as Toni Thomas)
Dolores Carlos ...
Nudist on Hammock
Sandy Devine ...
Nudist
Marcia Monet ...
Nudist
Delores Mooney ...
Nudist (as Dolores Mooney)
Maria Stinger ...
Nudist
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Storyline

Nightclub singer Eddie and comedian Tommy, working in a roaring twenties style club, meet and being dating publicist Allison and photographer Cynthia, respectively. They soon discover that the women spend weekends at a nudist club which the guys disaprove. Written by M.E.P.

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Comedy | Musical

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6 September 1963 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Singing in the Sun  »

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Budget:

$25,000 (estimated)
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(Eastmancolor)

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1.37 : 1
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Goofs

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Soundtracks

Half a Dream
Music by Paul J. Gillette (as Paul Gillette)
Words by Gordon Allen and Haskell Lawrence
Performed by Rex Marlow
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H.G. Lewis' non-gore endeavor expectedly fails
20 August 2004 | by See all my reviews

Although there were plenty of nudie cutie and sexploitation flicks of the era that dwelled around the novelty of the advent of the nudist beach, "Goldilocks and the Three Bares" is somewhat disappointing in that it actually attempts to create some sort of legitimacy within the genre. Granted, the dialogue isn't entirely cheesy, and the plot itself is somewhat entertaining, it throws the viewer for a loop by tossing in a nudist colony at the end for whatever effect Lewis hoped to achieve. It's not clearly understood what he hoped to achieve with it, since it has no real purpose. If we understood the fact that this movie was all about the nudist colony and the nudist lifestyle, maybe this would work. But the whole previous 2/ 3 of the film is about Eddie getting the girl, and her uncertainty about opening up to him about her secret lifestyle. "Goldilocks," when basically stated, is just not that interesting of a movie. Granted, there are plenty of retro nudie benefits to it, it's hardly worth the high cost of purchasing the new DVD, and hardly worth the time trying to track it down otherwise.


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