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Goldilocks and the Three Bares (1963)

"Nudie-cutie" considered the first nudie-musical (filmed in "Buffocolor" and "Seemorescope") displays scads of female nudity as folks go about their business in a nudist camp, including a ten-minute horseback (bareback) riding scene.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Rex Marlow ...
Eddie Livingston
Allison Louise Downe ...
Alison Edwards (as Vickie Miles)
William Kerwin ...
Tommy Sweetwood (as Tommy Sweetwood)
Netta Mallina ...
Myrna McKay
Gene Berk ...
Matt Eden (as Guy Bonde)
Judy Parsons ...
Cynthia Martin (as Jean Clyde)
Craig Maudslay Jr. ...
Doorman at Sunshine Park / Nudist
William R. Johnson ...
Sonny Seymour (as Johnson R. Williams)
Joey Maxim ...
Himself / Nightclub Owner
Toni Toomey ...
Nudist (as Toni Thomas)
Dolores Carlos ...
Nudist on Hammock
Sandy Devine ...
Nudist
Marcia Monet ...
Nudist
Delores Mooney ...
Nudist (as Dolores Mooney)
Maria Stinger ...
Nudist
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Storyline

Nightclub singer Eddie and comedian Tommy, working in a roaring twenties style club, meet and being dating publicist Allison and photographer Cynthia, respectively. They soon discover that the women spend weekends at a nudist club which the guys disaprove. Written by M.E.P.

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Comedy | Musical

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6 September 1963 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Singing in the Sun  »

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$25,000 (estimated)
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(Eastmancolor)

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1.37 : 1
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During the long sequence at the nudist camp that ends the picture, Allison Louise Downe's hair keeps alternating between pinned up (and wearing a flower) to having it hanging loose. See more »

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The Naked Truth
Words and music by Haskell Lawrence
Performed by William Kerwin
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An Invitation to a Nudist Camp
20 November 2011 | by (Warsaw, Poland) – See all my reviews

Legendary Herschell Gordon Lewis, future "godfather of gore", invites us to a nudist colony. "Goldilocks & the three bares" is a mixture of comedy and musical, in which the whole (very simple indeed, I must say) plot is just a pretext for showing a viewer a gallery of naked bodies. In the early 1960's that must've been a taboo. Today..., well, we cannot even call this one a sexploitation flick. It's just a silly trifle that may be useful for some anthropologists. What is valuable here for me, it's the spirit of the times - those haircuts, stylish cars, those tender songs that still can make you smile. If you're into this kind of old-fashioned garbage, you probably will be satisfied with Lewis' work. Bad acting, poorly edited - that's the stuff for connoisseurs.


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