- Old Man from Russia: This is cute... This is cute... This is nice... What the hell is it? I know what it is! It's Garbage! That's what it is! Two dollars I've paid for a French movie, for a foreign movie and I've got to see this junk...
- Lady in the audience: Would you shut up?
- Old Man from Russia: I'm 71. I've got the right to be aloud, lady. I'm gonna die soon!
- Old Man from Russia: Could this be the sex life of two things? Sure they can't show that on the screen! You get arrested! You have to pull the curtain!
- Old Man from Russia: The fella that made this must be over thirty if they let him do this kind of thing, right? Why he waste his time with this? A fella like that probably can drive a truck... do something constructive... make a shoe...