Edit
Bye Bye Birdie (1963) Poster

Quotes

Harry McAfee: The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!

Rose DeLeon: I must be the prized dope of all-time... thinking I could pry you away from your mama's ever-lovin' tentacles.

Albert Peterson: [singing] Oh one last kiss... there never was such bliss... I love your dentifrice!

Rose DeLeon: Well we could sure use the money. Any day now we'll have another mouth to feed.

Ed Sullivan: Rosie, you're not even married.

Rose DeLeon: His mother!

Mae Peterson: Goodbye, Rosie.

Rose DeLeon: Goodbye, Mae.

Mae Peterson: Call me Mrs. Peterson.

Ballet manager: Save your life? Me? My friend, if you are sick, see a doctor.

Albert Peterson: "If you are sick, see a doctor." You speak English?

Ballet manager: Saves time.

[after Kim has dyed her hair]

Harry McAfee: You dare defy your mother?

Kim McAfee: Well, it's my hair.

Harry McAfee: Not till you're 21!

Doris McAfee: Randolph, your father's warned you. If you make another bomb, you'll get spanked.

Doris McAfee: You know these adolescents! Kim'll lose face!

Harry McAfee: And if I don't get him out that's not all she'll...

Mae Peterson: [singing] Kids! Never once appreciate how I sacrificed. Working, slaving, scrimping, saving pennies... and livin' with your father!

Mae Peterson: Now, don't try to pay me back, son. I forgive you. So what if you're an ingrate? So long as you're happy.

Albert Peterson: I don't wanna be happy!

[Birdie opens a can of beer, which sprays on Mr. McAfee]

Harry McAfee: That's my favorite brand.

Ballet manager: This ballet has historic significance. It was performed the same day as the funeral of the Tzar. Lenin himself made the arrangement.

Albert Peterson: Lenin arranged music?

Ballet manager: No, funerals.

Hugo Peabody: [singing] You don't know how to live? You'd get pinned if you could!

Harry McAfee: No matter how many millions I make selling Speed-Up, I'll still be the same humble, lovable guy I always was. And if any of those hicks try to push me around, I'll break 'em.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Harry McAfee: Nice? Heh HEH! I know that show business crowd - probably living in sin.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Randolph MacAfee: I respect ya, Papa!

Harry McAfee: I don't want your respect! Who wants respect from a ten-year-old kid?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Kim McAfee: Harry, do you have a cigarette? I've run out.

Harry McAfee: So have I, how 'bout my pipe?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Rose DeLeon: [singing] Everything is Rosie... cha-cha-cha! 'Cause my name is Rosie... si si si!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Borov: And for you, I will not go too fast.

Rose DeLeon: We shall see!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Ballet manager: Who sent you here, Senator Goldwater?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Mae Peterson: I got maybe one tenth a normal heart

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Mae Peterson: Could you move over one, please...?

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Doris McAfee: Tell me, Mrs. Peterson, what does your husband do?

Mae Peterson: I don't know, he's dead.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Rose DeLeon: [after Albert hears his mother calling him] Boy meets girl, boy looses girl, boy gets mother. Yeesh!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page