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Season: 1 | 2
Year: 1963 | 1964


Season 1


Season 1, Episode 1: The Ascent of Mount Everest

5 October 1963
To win £10 million, Ned Seagoon must sing "Rule Britannia" with piano accompaniment, on the top of Mount Everest, but can't remember the words.

Season 1, Episode 2: The Lost Colony

12 October 1963
Ned Seagoon, hereditary owner of Manhattan, exacts a dreadful revenge which reduces a great city to its original value.

Season 1, Episode 3: The Fear of Wages

19 October 1963
Ned Seagoon's missing regiment is owed £33 million in back pay and interest, but red tape and nitroglycerin prevents them from collecting.

Season 1, Episode 4: Napoleon's Piano

26 October 1963
Ned Seagoon is duped into moving a piano from one room to another for £5, only to find that the piano is in the Louvre Museum in Paris, and must be brought back to England.

Season 1, Episode 5: The Last Tram

2 November 1963
Inspector Seagoon thinks that all London's trams were melted down ten years ago, but there is still one left on Clapham Common.

Season 1, Episode 6: The China Story

16 November 1963
British Ambassador Ned Seagoon has to transport a rosewood upright piano overland to the Great Wall of China.

Season 1, Episode 7: The Canal

23 November 1963
Ned Seagoon, adopted son of one of the adopted wives of famous amateur brain surgeon Lord Grytpype-Thynne, returns home after forty-three years at college.

Season 1, Episode 8: The Hastings Flyer

7 December 1963
Neddie Seagoon battles through ice and snow to foil the wicked train robbers Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty.

Season 1, Episode 9: The Mystery of the Marie Celeste Solved

14 December 1963
£5,000 reward is offered for the solution of the mystery of the Marie Celeste, so with the aid of a duplicate Marie Celeste, Neddie Seagoon solves this famous sea mystery.

Season 1, Episode 10: The International Christmas Pudding

21 December 1963
In 2000 B.C. the International Christmas pudding was destroyed and its fragments scattered. Ned Seagoon searches for one of the missing portions in darkest Africa.

Season 1, Episode 11: The Choking Horror

28 December 1963
Inspector Ned Seagoon is called in to scrutinize a "strange follicular growth" that has infected London's Tower Bridge.

Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: Scradge

28 March 1964
Britain's Scradge expedition seeks new deposits in Egypt before all the boots in Britain explode.

Season 2, Episode 2: The Booted Gorilla

4 April 1964
Determined to catch the Booted Gorilla, Ned Seagoon sets a trap in the form of Henry Crun's shoe repair shop.

Season 2, Episode 3: The Underwater Mountain

11 April 1964
Determined to play his saxophone on the highest mountain peak in the world and win £10,000, Ned Seagoon attempts to conquer Mount Fred - a mountain higher than Mount Everest, but underwater.

Season 2, Episode 4: The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-Sea

18 April 1964
Inspector Ned Seagoon investigates a reign of terror in Bexhill-on-Sea.

Season 2, Episode 5: Tales of Old Dartmoor

25 April 1964
How Dartmoor prison was sunk in a sea battle with the French Chateau d'If.

Spike Milligan ... (voice)
Harry Secombe ... Neddy Seagoon (voice)

Peter Sellers ... (voice)

Season 2, Episode 6: Lurgi Strikes Britain

2 May 1964
A mysterious disease (the dreaded Lurgi) invades Britain.

Season 2, Episode 7: Captain Seagoon R.N.

9 May 1964
Ned Seagoon, British naval commander, succeeds in blowing up his own ship.

Season 2, Episode 8: The First Albert Memorial to the Moon

16 May 1964
Professor Ned Seagoon fits rockets to one of London's most famous monuments and launches it into space.

Season 2, Episode 9: The Whistling Spy Enigma

23 May 1964
Military Intelligence orders Ned Seagoon to mine the boots of the Hungarian football team.

Season 2, Episode 10: Tales of Montmartre

30 May 1964
The Eiffel Tower is really a replica, thanks to Neddie Toulouse, who set fire to the original.

Season 2, Episode 11: The Africa Ship Canal

6 May 1964
Ned Seagoon wins a government contract to dig a new trans-Africa canal.

Season 2, Episode 12: The Affair of the Lone Banana

13 June 1964
In a South American republic a lone banana tree stands in the grounds of the British Embassy.

Season 2, Episode 13: The Nadger Plague

27 June 1964
Lord Seagoon tries to escape the dreaded Nadger plague, only to end up as an 8-day chiming clock on a mantle piece.

Season 2, Episode 14: The Siege of Fort Knight

18 July 1964
The struggle at Fort Knight in the foothills of Wadi-El-Yu-Want, where the defenders have ample food, but nothing to cook it on.

Season 2, Episode 15: The Terrible Revenge of Fred Fu-Manchu

1 August 1964
Fred Fu-Manchu becomes undisputed world saxophone champion.

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