- Bill Turner: [Hutch has traveled with a cargo of fish. Turner is searching for the source of the strange smell] Hey, it's stronger in here.
- Rogers Maris: It's funny, it smells something like fish.
- Bill Turner: That's just what I said. It's not in my head. Reminds me of an umpire.
- Bill Turner: Now don't be shoving me and pushing me around. I'll get to the bottom of this thing alright.
- Mickey Mantle: Old Bird-dog Bill's on the scent!
- Bill Turner: [seeing shoes under the bed] Hey, come on out of there! Come on! Get out of there! Come on! Get out of there!
- Mickey Mantle: A kid! Where'd he come from?
- Rogers Maris: Did I tell you what I found in my room last week?
- Bill Turner: You!
- Hutch Lawton: I didn't do anything.
- Bill Turner: Maybe you didn't do anything. But you sure smell funny.
- Hutch Lawton: I don't smell anything.
- Bill Turner: Well, you've learned to live with it. Who are you? Where are you from? And how did you get in here?
- Mickey Mantle: Take it easy, Bill.
- Rogers Maris: Yeah, Bill, remember your lumbago.
- Hutch Lawton: Roger Maris! Mickey Mantle! Gosh! Gee!
- Bill Turner: "Gosh. Gee". Is that all you can say? What's your name, kid?
- Hutch Lawton: Mickey Mantle! Roger Maris!
- Bill Turner: "Mickey Mantle. Roger Maris". One of you three guys is a phony.
- Mickey Mantle: What's your name, son?
- Hutch Lawton: Hutch.
- Rogers Maris: Well, Hutch what are you doing here?
- Hutch Lawton: I came to see you.
- Bill Turner: Well, now you see them in the flesh and they're sure ordinary, aren't they?
- Hutch Lawton: No, they're not.
- Mickey Mantle: Don't pay any attention to him, Hutch. He's getting too old.
- Bill Turner: Old? I could still out hit you two, if it wasn't for my lumbago.
- Whitey Ford: [at the door] Hey Rog'! Mick! Houk wants to see you right away.
- Rogers Maris: OK, Whitey.
- Mickey Mantle: What did we do now?
- Bill Turner: Well, I suppose he wants to know what you were both doing on third base at the same time yesterday.
- Mickey Mantle: No wonder - the coaching we've been getting!