Steve Judd:
[
Meeting Joshua Knudsen when they arrive at his farmstead] We're on our way to Coarse Gold. Wondered if you could furnish accommodations for the night?
Joshua Knudsen:
Well, I've got no room in the house. But I've no objection if you want to spend the night in the barn.
Steve Judd:
Thank you, sir. If you could spare us a few eggs, we'd be glad to pay for them.
Joshua Knudsen:
Well, you can have one, because the Lord's bounty is not for sale... The rest are a dollar each.
Heck Longtree:
[
Outraged at the price] A dollar each! Now how in the world do those short-legged chickens lay eggs so high?
Joshua Knudsen:
[
Dourly] Levity in the young is likened to a dry gourd, with the seeds rattling around.
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