Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail the seven seas, but the passengers turn out to be a rather strange bunch too. The SS Happy Wanderer will never be the same. Written by
Simon N. McIntosh-Smith <Simon.N.Smith@cs.cf.ac.uk>
That Carry On crew in a luxury laughter cruise!
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The cruise ship docks at several ports, from Spain to Italy and North Africa. However it always moors against the same quayside with the same tree standing on it. See more
[Captain Crowther enters his cabin, and finds Tom Tree putting clothes in the drawers
Don't tell me. You're my new steward. Lovall has broken his leg. You've only done three trips, all from Tower Bridge to Margate.
That's right, sir. How can you tell?
[Glances at his list
That's right, sir. Branches everywhere!
Followed by Carry on Henry VIII